I hope this post is in jest.
I was a mortgage banker in a previous life (1980's) and watched so many people who really just wanted a home of their own go down in flames because they would do anything to achieve the dream, instead of either waiting until they really could afford it or working with a reputable mortgage lender who understands that market and knows all of the REAL products which are out there to give folks a leg up into home ownership.
For all of the whining we have heard from our County Commissioners about affordable housing, have you seen them mention the Florida first time home buyers program ONCE? Do you see them pushing to get more folks to try VA loans, since so many buyers here are eligible? No, they want to build 1100 SF pieces of crap on a spray field in Freeport.
Just a pet peeve of mine. There are good, solid, legitimate ways to get marginal buyers into homeownership, they just aren't very PROFITABLE for the lenders.
No joke. I was a lender at AmSouth in the 80's as well. A lender who offers this type of product would surely escrow the payments to ensure repayment. That is done all the time in the commercial world. This is just drifting into the residential side of life. 40-45 100 year mortgages are here already. Higher the price the longer the term. Who can afford a 2 million dollar home on every street down here? Last I counted a million was a lot of cash.