Can't Find Pizza Jesus

[LuciferSam]

I've looked, and squinched, and turned my head sideways, and I still can't see Crusty Christ in this picture.

JESUS CHRIST IN THREE-CHEESE PIZZA?|?Weekly World News

 

[Lake View Too]

I've looked, and squinched, and turned my head sideways, and I still can't see Crusty Christ in this picture.

JESUS CHRIST IN THREE-CHEESE PIZZA?|?Weekly World News

I don't see Jesus either, but somebody who looks like either Charles Manson or Jim Morrison.

 

[Kurt]

Morrison

 

[Minnie]

I see it. Guess you have to believe. ;-) But will agree it kinda looks like Morrison, too.

 

[MrMentalFitness]

That's a chick I once woke up next to after a looooong night of tequila shots.

 

[poppy]

It has always amazed me that people can look at baked goods, water stains, and melted popsicles and claim to see a person they have never seen.

 

[Lake View Too]

It has always amazed me that people can look at baked goods, water stains, and melted popsicles and claim to see a person they have never seen.

Do we really know for a fact Jesus wasn't five foot two, bald, and pudgy? Are we even sure he had a beard? I'm just saying...

 

[AlphaCrab]

Do we really know for a fact Jesus wasn't five foot two, bald, and pudgy? Are we even sure he had a beard? I'm just saying...

Jesus' skin color was probably a darker shade than in most modern depictions--he was a Galilean Jew and thus would have features which resemble modern-day persons of Middle Eastern descent....

..Therefore he would only appear as slightly burnt pizza version of himself.

 

[Douglas the Intrepid]

Morrison...Jesus....same thing right!?

 

[Minnie]

The grilled cheese version was on Glee tonight.