Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed

[Beachbummette]

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

 

[Jdarg]

#9

#10

 

[Allifunn]

I do not resemble any of those....:roll:

 

[Mango]

:funn: All of the above.

 

[iwishiwasthere]

Those are great!

 

[audie]

:clap_1:

 

[Beachbummette]

:funn: All of the above.

For some reason when I first read these Mango I thought of you on #5!

#9 and #10 for me!

 

[Cheering472]

:clap_1:

 

[Allifunn]

For some reason when I first read these Mango I thought of you on #5! She would be ironing everything, too!!!! :funn:

#9 and #10 for me!

:funn: focus, girl, focus....

 

[KISH7374]

Those are great, they brought out a laugh in the office. I had to read them out loud.