? "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
~ Winston Churchill
? "My favourite drink is a cocktail of carrot juice and whisky. I am always drunk but I can see for miles."
~ Roy Brown
and finally (cause it was on a website were I found the others ones):
? "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."
~ Bruce Graham



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