OK- I can see this now. Mr Kitty comes home.....
Mr. Kitty: "Hi Miss Kitty! How was your day?"
Miss Kitty: "Well, it has been eventful! I learned to smilie! Then my cursor was shaking hard, but Kurt told me I just need a new computer. So I threw the old one away and we need to go to the computer store tonight ! And I got new boots out of it too 'cause he said to "reboot"- I went straight to Neiman's!"