Coping Diet for the Ladies:Humor

[Minnie]

THE COPING DIET

Only the ladies can understand this one. This is specially formulated
diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the
day.

Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Snack
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream w ith chocolate chips

Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sara h Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

 

[sunspotbaby]

I almost didn't even look because I don't diet....


I'm raising my right hand....3 Snickers right here!

 

[Minnie]

I almost didn't even look because I don't diet....


I'm raising my right hand....3 Snickers right here!

Did not think about that, good point, I changed the title.

 

[Miss Critter]

I have been following that diet for years. By the way, you can substitute Oreos for Snckers; it works just at well.

 

[CPort]

now,this is the kind of dieting I do!

 

[Matt J]

If you skip the single Hershey's kiss do you have enough points for an additional snickers bar?

 

[jensieblue]

I thought this diet was what nutritionists recommend......

 

[Rudyjohn]

this is hilarious. I've done many versions of this exact diet!

 

[trikkster101]

wow hah I have to show my friends this one!!