cowboy deaths

[Bob]

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Cowboy Deaths, in Descending Order of Degree of Dignity.
Cowboy Deaths in Descending Order of Degree of Dignity
BY NATHAN THORNTON


Boots on

Boots on, but on the wrong feet

One boot on, one boot off

Holding boots above head while crossing river

Boots off

Boots on hands, creating sound effects for campfire story

Boots in carry-on bag, wearing an old pair of tennis shoes until he gets there

One old boot and one new boot, walking around Kohl's shoe department to see how they feel

 

[Miss Kitty]

Do cowboys have guns?

 

[RiverOtter]

Too funny

 

[Lynnie]

Very funny - although, my Cowboy ran and hid when I read it out loud to him.......

 

[Bob]

Do cowboys have guns?

always ready to draw down!

 

[Matt J]

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Cowboy Deaths, in Descending Order of Degree of Dignity.
Cowboy Deaths in Descending Order of Degree of Dignity
BY NATHAN THORNTON


Boots on

Boots on, but on the wrong feet

One boot on, one boot off

Holding boots above head while crossing river

Boots off

Boots on hands, creating sound effects for campfire story

Boots in carry-on bag, wearing an old pair of tennis shoes until he gets there

One old boot and one new boot, walking around Kohl's shoe department to see how they feel

One boot in the bar and the other under a drag queens bed.