daily quote

[poppy]

It is a private underground site for members only and you're not invited.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

What happened to the Inebriated Brawlers of South Waldumb? Where did the site go?

You have to log on with a breathalyzer app and must blow a .2 or greater.

 

[Bob]

It is a private underground site for members only and you're not invited.

cool

 

[Lake View Too]

You can still inebriate, but can no longer bloviate.

 

[Bob]

what happened?

 

[poppy]

“I know my family takes the threat of ISIS seriously, we are locked and loaded,” a viewer name Angie wrote.

“Our shores and borders have already been penetrated,” Ray wrote in. “Every one of us has to be vigilant in our neighborhood, and on our jobs.”

“If the Obama administration won’t do it, we Americans must band together to protect ourselves from the terrorism here on our soil,” Ann told Pirro.

“I am locked and loaded, let them in if they can get past my guns,” a viewer named Wendy said.

Felicia said she was preparing with a three month supply of food storage, 1,000 rounds of ammunition, and she was living “as normally as I can.”

Susan wrote in that she had been “practicing at the gun range, and I just bought myself a pretty pink pistol.”

Pirro added that viewers needed to stock up on ammo before Homeland Security hoarded all of it.

Carol advised that she was “target practicing and praying,” and Jason said that he was purchasing “a gun or two — can’t depend on the current government to protect me.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/...st-advises-viewers-to-prep-for-isis-invasion/

The terminally frightened rightwing going into panic mode believing their heads are going to be cut off.

 

[poppy]

I'd feel better with McCain at 1400. It's got better security.

Obama to Move to Doorman Building

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President Barack Obama has decided to move his family into a full-service doorman building in Washington, D.C., saying that “it just makes more sense right now.”

“It really will work better for us,” Obama said in a press conference Tuesday morning. “In addition to the doorman, there’s a guy at the front desk, and, if anyone comes to see you, the desk guy will call up to your apartment first to make sure it’s O.K.”

The senior doorman at the Obamas’ new building, Alex Kornash, seemed unfazed about providing security for the President. “I’ve been a doorman for twenty-three years,” Kornash said. “Someone doesn’t belong here, you tell them to go away. What’s so hard about that?”

The 2,140-square-foot, three-bedroom condominium that the Obamas will call home includes many amenities, including central air-conditioning, a washer/dryer and all new stainless-steel appliances, according to its real-estate listing.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-move-doorman-building?utm_source=tny&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=borowitz&mbid=nl_Borowitz%20%28124%29&CUST_ID=16449100&spMailingID=7164989&spUserID=NzA5MDgxNTQ3NDAS1&spJobID=523299898&spReportId=NTIzMjk5ODk

 

[Bob]

"Patience is also a form of action." - Auguste Rodin

 

[carson]

“Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.” – James Dean

 

[lovinglardy]

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life.