daily quote

[Lake View Too]

Oh, that reminds me, I got to get back to the Bay.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

You are better at being zero than anybody I know.

If it weren't for the zero, there would be no 1,000,000,000.

 

[JoeWormwood]

Rather than put the beer down onto a table that I realize is not really a table but a consortium of spinning subatomic particles held together by opposing electrical charges, I'd rather pour it down my laughing anus, so that I can experience those electrochemical processes that I've grown so fond of. Just a creature of habit, I guess.

My anus rolls on floor, laughing his person off.

 

[Lake View Too]

What a friggin food pump... But, at least, you're not joyless.

 

[Bob]

"No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." - Calvin Coolidge

 

[Bob]

"He that cannot obey, cannot command." - Benjamin Franklin

 

[poppy]

“If you just do simple multiplication, 12 million [insured individuals] into $108 billion, we are talking literally every single [Obamacare] recipient would be costing this government more than $5 million per person for their insurance. It’s staggering….$108 billion for 12 million people is immoral. It’s unconscionable. ”

– Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Tex.), statement on the House floor, March 24, 2015

It's staggering this moron holds office.

 

[poppy]

“Probably we should be debating a bill requiring every American to attend a church of their choice on Sunday to see if we can get back to having a moral rebirth,”

Arizona state Sen. Sylvia Allen (R)

 

[poppy]

“I mean, you were not a tough football player unless you did try to hit someone head-on,” the Florida Republican said. “And even in high school, before every game at Grady Stadium, the pastor would come down and pray before every football game. I don’t remember catastrophic injuries. I don’t remember anyone getting carted off that field paralyzed.”

Former Congressman Allen West claiming that school-sponsored prayer was responsible for a lack of injuries during his days playing high-school football.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So maybe Allen West took too many blows to the head. Gee, what a surprise.