Democratic Convention 2008

[kathydwells]

REMEMBER THIS IS a JOKE...read to the end

Democratic National Convention Schedule for 2008: Denver, Colorado

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.

7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: 'The Proper Etiquette for Surrender',French President Jacques Chirac.


9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay : Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.


9: 45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives 'Truth in Broadcasting' award, presented by Michael Moore.


9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 P.M. Presentation: 'How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers', by Howard Dean.

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.

11:15 P.M. 'Our Troops are War Criminals', presented by John Kerry.

11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

 

[Jdarg]

This is hilarious!

 

[iwishiwasthere]

 

[DuneAHH]

:funn: :funn: :funn:

 

[ATJoe]

:funn: :funn:

Now to just sit back and wait for the inevitable

 

[ShallowsSquirt]

:rofl:

Good lord...

 

[ShallowsSquirt]

Democratic National Convention Schedule for 2008: Denver, Colorado

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

I saw that and I was already

 

[30A Skunkape]

KD, you are playing with fire posting that here
I am sure somebody is busy on the Republican agenda, peppered with lynchings, book burnings and disenfranchisement seminars:roll:

 

[kathydwells]

KD, you are playing with fire posting that here
I am sure somebody is busy on the Republican agenda, peppered with lynchings, book burnings and disenfranchisement seminars:roll:

I know. ;-)

 

[Jdarg]

:funn: :funn:

Now to just sit back and wait for the inevitable

Ahh no worries. Funny is funny, no matter what party you support.