Democratic Convention 2008

[seacrestkristi]

Why do they even call them parties? Seems like all they do is :boxing: :boxing: :boxing: .

 

[Smiling JOe]

Why do they even call them parties? Seems like all they do is :boxing: :boxing: :boxing: .

I think it has something to do with all of the sex and drinking.

 

[seacrestkristi]

 

[Smiling JOe]

2008 LIBERTARIAN CONVENTION AGENDA
4:20 PM Loosen up for the evening
6:00 PM Quiet Time to let people pray or nap
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Reading of the Bill of Rights
6:45 PM Smoke a bowl
6:46 PM Think about going to the next item on the agenda
7:30 PM Speech on the importance of Tiny Federal Gov't
7:35 PM Burn a joint
7:40 PM Take a quick nap
8:00 PM Call for the removal of troups from foreign countries
8:10 PM Guest Speaker Neil Boortz leads the burning of bowl ceremony
8:15 PM puff, puff, pass
8:30 PM Nap time
8:50 PM continuation of puff, puff, pass
9:00 PM Is Neil Boortz still speaking about the taxes?
9:05 PM Smoke another bowl
11:20 PM Pizza Delivery and Dinner commences
12:00 AM Sleep over begins

 

[seacrestkristi]

I Quiet Time.

 

[Jdarg]

I knew the Republican Convention would be funnier than the Democratic one. I love the "closing prayer by Jesus himself."

The Libertarian Convention will appeal to Audie's nap requirements- she needs to change her voter registration.