Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?

[ottomatik]

Bob: "Did you hear about
the Obama administration scandal?"

Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun
running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6
Extortion 17?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the
State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the other
one."

Jim: "You mean the voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the other
one."

Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes
counted?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the
president demoralizing and breaking down the military?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."

Jim: "You mean Holder not able to immediately say
that the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own
country without the benefit of the law is unconstitutional?"
Bob:
"No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the president arming the
Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The IRS
targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The
DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim:
"Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."

Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and
everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The
president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants
from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Bob: "No,
the other one."

Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun
control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
Bob: "No,
the other one."

Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the
law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in
February?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's
recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's
advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The
State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on
departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the other
one."

Jim: "HHS employees being given insider information on
Medicare Advantage?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Clinton,
the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."

Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You
mean that 65 million low-information voters stuck us again with the most
corrupt administration in American history?"
Bob: "THAT'S THE
ONE!"

 

[FoX]

Grasping for them straws hard aint ya?

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Jim: Did you hear about the great white hope?
Bob: You mean voter suppression??

 

[Bob]

http://www.gallup.com/poll/124922/Presidential-Approval-Center.aspx

 

[FoX]

WHere are all the Walton county scandals? People too busy collecting tourism dollars?

 

[ottomatik]

http://www.infowars.com/russian-forces-to-provide-security-at-us-events/

 

[Bob]

http://www.infowars.com/russian-forces-to-provide-security-at-us-events/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones

 

[ottomatik]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama

both of them are nut jobs

 

[Bob]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama

both of them are nut jobs

one is a redneck panderer. the other is your president. their resumes are quite a study in contrast.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Now we'll ALL be able to see Russia from our houses.