Intelligent by birth, elitist by the grace of God!
Dijongate: Republicans are calling Obama an elitist because he ordered Dijon mustard
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Intelligent by birth, elitist by the grace of God!
I like it...be sure and print it in Dijon...
America: Home of the Elite
Elitist Since I was a Fetus
Obama: The Neatest Elitist
Real Americans Order Dijon
Don't Poupon my Dijon
Grey Poupon: Made in the USA
Dare to be an Elitist
Elitist Since I was a Fetus
Obama: The Neatest Elitist
Real Americans Order Dijon
Don't Poupon my Dijon
Grey Poupon: Made in the USA
Dare to be an Elitist
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grayt!
Wahoo! I needed a good laugh!
Now, who knows how to set up a poll? Once everyone's posted their bumper sticker ideas, we could have a poll to see which ones are most popular. Then some clever and enterprising person could make a million on bumper stickers written by Sowallers!
Now, who knows how to set up a poll? Once everyone's posted their bumper sticker ideas, we could have a poll to see which ones are most popular. Then some clever and enterprising person could make a million on bumper stickers written by Sowallers!
Cut the mustard, not the cheese.
I work from home. I've come to find that an unexpected behavior of working from home is to occasionally forget to shower. Typically the worst it gets is that i will skip a day. But on occasion a few days will blend together and it just happens. I'm not proud of it- actually it is embarrassing- but it is what it is.
Anyway, today it hit me that I skipped a day. Or was it two. haha J/K
So I was feeling kinda loser like. I have a food stain on my tee shirt. I smell. yada yada
Then I thought of this thread and I knew exactly what to do-
I went over to Smiling Fish for lunch. I ordered a cheeseburger with fries and when my meal showed up I requested some Grey Poupon. The server promptly brought it over. I spread it on my cheeseburger and took a bite.
Immediately I no longer smelled like a dirty bohunk. The stain on yesterday's white tee shirt I was wearing seemed to fade away.
*I* (pause for effect),
am an Elitist.
Thanks George and all the good folks at Smiling Fish!!!
And thanks Fox News!
Anyway, today it hit me that I skipped a day. Or was it two. haha J/K
So I was feeling kinda loser like. I have a food stain on my tee shirt. I smell. yada yada
Then I thought of this thread and I knew exactly what to do-
I went over to Smiling Fish for lunch. I ordered a cheeseburger with fries and when my meal showed up I requested some Grey Poupon. The server promptly brought it over. I spread it on my cheeseburger and took a bite.
Immediately I no longer smelled like a dirty bohunk. The stain on yesterday's white tee shirt I was wearing seemed to fade away.
*I* (pause for effect),
am an Elitist.
Thanks George and all the good folks at Smiling Fish!!!
And thanks Fox News!
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