I am having a party and All Y'all are invited with your given names or your stage names. Bring a costume and some funn! 
Oh, some fire crackers might be funn, too. Any special booze requests? I have wine and moonshine. The hottub might be fun and if we get the notion we can go to the party down the street! (It won't be as much funn, though.)
Happy New Year, All Y'all!!
P.S. I am aggervated with my agents!
Oh, and I think I have scotch, too. Am making punch. Have beer. 
Oh, some fire crackers might be funn, too. Any special booze requests? I have wine and moonshine. The hottub might be fun and if we get the notion we can go to the party down the street! (It won't be as much funn, though.) Happy New Year, All Y'all!! P.S. I am aggervated with my agents!
Oh, and I think I have scotch, too. Am making punch. Have beer. 
Just don't make me drink scotch.