Go to the Dan Russell Pier in Panama City. Bring some silver spoons and/or Got-cha plugs. Catch a half-dozen or so spanish mackeral.
Gut 'em, and put on a grill using indirect heat and hickory smoking chips.
After they're smoked, pull the meat off the back bone and mash up by hand, removing the small ribs and lateral line bones as you find them.
Mix in mayonnaise and cream cheese until it reaches the right consistency, a splash of balsamic vinegar, salt, pepper and whatever other spices you like (I usually use basil and whole cumin seeds) to taste.
If you're really adventurous you can smoke some jalapenos at the same time, then mash them in (after removing the seeds and skin) for a chipotle-like flavor.
Or, if you don't like fish ( :roll: ), push some raw garlic cloves into a whole eggplant. Smoke and prepare the same way.