I had dinner with a friend who was in Africa on a 2 week safari in July, I asked about this whole Africa hot thing and she said it's way the hell hotter in Texas than it was in Africa. They needed a jacket in the evenings in Africa-not an issue here in Texas!
Not surprising at all since my friend has never been to Africa. How could he know?

I am about to put a feather in my hair and do a rain dance. It poured one mile from my house and not a drop here. I am ticked with the rain gods.

no gardener's tan for me. I have shade.