Gayboi, when I am in town I would like for you bring your tap, and some mint to the condo. You see, I have never had a Mojito but sure would like to try one. Only, you have to make it for me, and tap the Bud Ball.![]()
To create the two-headed baby pictures for the National Enquirer.

DD, do you spend all your time making up these questions to pose in the Lounge? They seem to always be interesting. I've had my dream job. I flew from the age of 14 and as a career for 16 years before I quit of my own volition.
Deal. I'll bring the rum, simple syrup, lime, mint, and tap. Just don't let me lick the tap first, I sometimes forget.![]()

Board Member, preferably president so I can get the last word in. Think of it. No one wants to be a board member. Unlike a politician who has to campaign and have all his dirty laundry aired before he can get into a position of power, a board member practically has the job thrown at him with a heap of gratitude on top and many sighs of relief. And you get to run things and people have to follow your mandates! I think it would be heavenly. Particularly if you know the law down to the last nth so people wouldn't outsmart you.![]()