eHarmony found me a match!!

[ClintClint]

I'm so excited!! eHarmony notified me that they had found my perfect match. Well, eHarmony said they had good news and bad news. The good news was that they found a match. The bad news was that they had to expand their search to female prisons and aliens (as in ET).
We have our first date all set up and I'm thinking about using all my charm. The secret that makes me irresistable is a tip I received from a famous chef a few years ago. He told me that even the best piece of meat needs some spices. So, I mix a little garlic powder with baby powder and sprinkle it in my boxers---women love garlic. But I won't make the same mistake I made a few months ago. I didn't have my glassses on and I accidently mixed in some meat tenderizer instead of garlic powder. It made me impotent for 2 months.
Any suggestions from the peanut gallery???

 

[Matt J]

Tell her you come in peace, just in case.

 

[Miss Kitty]

Tell her you come in peace, just in case.

...you might also consider carrying a piece.

 

[Matt J]

...you might also consider carrying a piece.

I'm sure he will, it seems to be his guiding force.

Oh you're talking about a gun.

 

[hnooe]

I'm so excited!! eHarmony notified me that they had found my perfect match. Well, eHarmony said they had good news and bad news. The good news was that they found a match. The bad news was that they had to expand their search to female prisons and aliens (as in ET).
We have our first date all set up and I'm thinking about using all my charm. The secret that makes me irresistable is a tip I received from a famous chef a few years ago. He told me that even the best piece of meat needs some spices. So, I mix a little garlic powder with baby powder and sprinkle it in my boxers---women love garlic. But I won't make the same mistake I made a few months ago. I didn't have my glassses on and I accidently mixed in some meat tenderizer instead of garlic powder. It made me impotent for 2 months.
Any suggestions from the peanut gallery???

ftlog Clint, garlic powder and baby powder or baby powder and meat tenderizer mixed together in your boxers??.

Not that I am an expert in this area, but a "chick magnet" that will not make you! Stick with Downey.

 

[Miss Kitty]

I'm sure he will, it seems to be his guiding force.

Oh you're talking about a gun.

;-)...well, actually, you caught the double entendre.

 

[ClintClint]

;-)...well, actually, you caught the double entendre.

I've got my snub-nose with me at all times---very unpredictable with misfires and premature ignition.

 

[Allifunn]

I've got my snub-nose with me at all times---very unpredictable with misfires and premature ignition.

:rofl:

next time try cayenne pepper.....

 

[greenroomsurfer]

I've got my snub-nose with me at all times---very unpredictable with misfires and premature ignition.

You talking about the gun?

 

[NoHall]

I'm so excited!! eHarmony notified me that they had found my perfect match. Well, eHarmony said they had good news and bad news. The good news was that they found a match. The bad news was that they had to expand their search to female prisons and aliens (as in ET).
We have our first date all set up and I'm thinking about using all my charm. The secret that makes me irresistable is a tip I received from a famous chef a few years ago. He told me that even the best piece of meat needs some spices. So, I mix a little garlic powder with baby powder and sprinkle it in my boxers---women love garlic. But I won't make the same mistake I made a few months ago. I didn't have my glassses on and I accidently mixed in some meat tenderizer instead of garlic powder. It made me impotent for 2 months.
Any suggestions from the peanut gallery???

What time are you picking me up?