Just got an email from eHarmony and they said to be sure to wear a crucifix and have her home before daylight.
Me thinks a tiny garlic necklace for me vittles wouldn't be a bad idea. The batmobile stays at home too.

I'm so proud of you CC. Good luck with NoHall! (she has man hands)
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ftlog Clint, garlic powder and baby powder or baby powder and meat tenderizer mixed together in your boxers??.
Not that I am an expert in this area, but a "chick magnet" that will not make you! Stick with Downey.
That's NO FUNN (for anyone) 
That's so wrong. (And I'll crack your skull like a walnut between my giant hands next time I see you.)
