Expressions your mom used

[elgordoboy]

Me gusta lavar los platos usando mi nuevo negro botas.

Que bueno!

Yo tengo no idea como responder a tu. Tu eres un comic.

Cuando hablando por ingles eres muy buena con las groserias, debes que decirme...que haces aqui tu pinche payaso? Vete a la chingada! You are speaking much too politely . 'Night..

 

[Bob]

people were always alternately starving in india or china, and this fact was repeated when cauliflower was served...

 

[DD]

people were always alternately starving in india or china, and this fact was repeated when cauliflower was served...

 

[elgordoboy]

people were always alternately starving in india or china, and this fact was repeated when cauliflower was served...

Did the cauliflower give those to whom it was served intestinal gas? Hiceron pedos?
ETA*I forgot what the thread was originally about and thought Bob was posting a random thought* I am out.

 

[DD]

Did the cauliflower give those to whom it was served intestinal gas? Hiceron pedos?
ETA*I forgot what the thread was originally about and thought Bob was posting a random thought* I am out.

I kinda like the confused gordo. Don't leave.

 

[elgordoboy]

I kinda like the confused gordo. Don't leave.

Gotta. But I am lovable in all my splendiferous forms

 

[Matt J]

I remembered a friend of mine who's mother called him an S.O.B. He promptly returned with I agree. She left the room and returned to beat him 5 minutes later when she realized what he said.

 

[ShallowsNole]

My grandmother was full of the little sayings...

"S#!t sugar and you won't have it to buy"

and the infamous, which finally had to be explained to me...

"You thought like Lit..."

(who else knows the rest of that phrase? )

 

[Smiling JOe]

I had friends' parents who used to say, "You'll do it, and you'll like it!"

 

[kathydwells]

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out". I like to use that one with my son. ;-)