Expressions your mom used

[organicmama]

My friend Jack McBrayer speaks spanish my himself. he is 18 years old and has not taken any classes in spanish.

You are very sick.

Close, but Jack speaks to me only in Spanish, after we took classes together 18 years ago.

I have a child that is very sick.

You're not crazy.

 

[rheffron]

When you eat too much you're " As full as a tick"

 

[JUL]

I remembered a friend of mine who's mother called him an S.O.B. He promptly returned with I agree. She left the room and returned to beat him 5 minutes later when she realized what he said.

Wow! I'm not sure I should laugh at it....but it is kinda funny...I would say she deserved that comment

 

[Crazy K]

"Wait until your Daddy gets home"
My favorite of all time: "Boys are like trains, there will be another one coming along soon". No wonder I'm divorced X 2.....