speaking of crap - i will tell you a funny story ....
my mother has a habit of pooping her pants, it's like our family joke or something. anywho, she was at my sisters, and $hit herself. so my sis comes home and mom is scrubbing the floor in the family room where my nephew "spilled something" and the flip flops mom was wearing that were my sis' were missing. benton said "grandma pooped her pants mom". when my sis finally found her flip flops mom had washed them and my sis asked why they were so clean mom said they must've got clean when she was out playing in the sprinkler with my nephew. which is in the mud. so now i tease my sis about mom $hitting in her shoes ! and on her floor ! i am soooo going to hell.