Fat Ass is Losing Weight

[Miss Kitty]

p***y doesn't get the privilege of a litter box. He has to go potty outside. :funn:

:funn:

...poor boxless p***y!

DD and aleo...omc. :rofl:

 

[Lynnie]

He seems a little depressed. I heard him knocking around in the kitchen at around 4AM. Put a pillow over my head and ignored him.......poor p***y!

 

[Miss Kitty]

He seems a little depressed. I heard him knocking around in the kitchen at around 4AM. Put a pillow over my head and ignored him.......poor p***y!

Send me his address...that poor boy needs a litterbox!!!!!

 

[ThirtyAGal]

He seems a little depressed. I heard him knocking around in the kitchen at around 4AM. Put a pillow over my head and ignored him.......poor p***y!

No wonder he is depressed! He doesn't get sheet to eat, has no bathroom, and being called "Fat Ass" is horrible for his self-esteem. Someone needs to call the ASPCA!

 

[seagrovegirl]

I think kitties prefer to go outside to poo. Litter boxes are nasty and kitties do not like nasty! And, what do you think Fat Ass is calling Lynnie? Hmm? Who do you call then?

 

[Lynnie]

No wonder he is depressed! He doesn't get sheet to eat, has no bathroom, and being called "Fat Ass" is horrible for his self-esteem. Someone needs to call the ASPCA!

I know - some might think it's kitty abuse. Poor thing was given to me as a house warming gift when I bought the cottage at the beach....I am not a cat person, but absolutely love this cat. He's crazy about Sweet Pea and me, too. You think he's losing weight now? You should see him when I go out of town and Sweet Pea goes to the dog motel. Cowboy is beside himself without us here.....does not like us being separated. Trust me, this abuse is not going to make him runaway. But, he is looking svelte!!!! :funn:

He does get a smidge of salmon in his breakfast, BTW...........

 

[Lynnie]

I think kitties prefer to go outside to poo. Litter boxes are nasty and kitties do not like nasty! And, what do you think Fat Ass is calling Lynnie? Hmm? Who do you call then?

Suga Mama!

 

[Matt J]

This is our next purchase:

Cat Genie Self-Cleaning Litter Box - Smarthome

 

[Lynnie]

Well, that is fancy and won't be in my house.

Guess who ate this evening like he hasn't eaten for days?

 

[Matt J]

Guess who's going to find cat sh!t in a very hard to reach place?

Seriously, if the cat is fixed then you're starving him. That's not a gut it's his moobs caused by the castration. Animals are actually pretty good at maintaining their own weight. Especially one that gets outside for exercise. If he wants to be fat and happy, let him be fat and happy.