Fat Ass is Losing Weight

[DD]

Well, to add insult to injury, p***y just got caught outside in a lovely summer shower! He is so mad, he went straight to bed. Now, he's starved, laughed at, called Fat Ass and soaking wet.......poor ol' p***y!

BR - you look fabulous~~~~~what are you talkin' about? ;-)

LuLu, you go give p***y some salmon and tell him you love him.

 

[Lynnie]

He's probably really mad because his cigarettes got wet. But, I'll give him a little nibble......just can't let him think he's getting salmon just because, you know? It's on the breakas menu.

 

[aggieb]

i'm still diggin for my cigarettes.

 

[Miss Kitty]

He's probably really mad because his cigarettes got wet. But, I'll give him a little nibble......just can't let him think he's getting salmon just because, you know? It's on the breakas menu.

Poor smokin' wet p***y.

i'm still diggin for my cigarettes.

I am going to the post office, now.

 

[Lynnie]

Your post office is open late!

 

[DD]

i'm still diggin for my cigarettes.

Poor smokin' wet p***y.



I am going to the post office, now.

You girls crack me up.

 

[Lynnie]

Pouring down rain and guess where p***y is.....AGAIN! When I get home, he is going to be rather vocal!

 

[Matt J]

Pouring down rain and guess where p***y is.....AGAIN! When I get home, he is going to be rather vocal!

Maybe you should get a p***y door.

 

[Lynnie]

Maybe you should get a p***y door.

I think so, too, but really need one that Sweet Pea can get her shoulders and wide ass through. However, I don't want one so big a burglar type can get in.......a neighbor was robbed and bandit got in through the doggie door.

 

[Matt J]

I think so, too, but really need one that Sweet Pea can get her shoulders and wide ass through. However, I don't want one so big a burglar type can get in.......a neighbor was robbed and bandit got in through the doggie door.

The trick is to not install it in the door. They have ones that can be installed in an exterior wall. Usually the crook just gets his/her arm up to the lock so they can unlock and enter.