My favorite holiday memory...the year I was 8 and still believed in Santa. After packing off to bed on Christmas Eve, we three heard bells jingling all around our house outside. Then suddenly a big "Whump!" followed by a cacophony of bells against one another and finally, "Santa" exclaiming,
"Goddammit!" Well, our own family Santa had tripped over a hydrangea planted in a depression in the side yard. Jingle bells scattered all over the yard in the dark and Santa with a turned ankle and a bunch of toys to assemble before he could turn in. Next day, I went outside and collected all the bells from the yard, saved them and took the collection to 3rd grade Show and Tell a week later to prove that there was, indeed a Santa Claus. (Oh, ye of little faith.) Was laughed down in the classroom and never heard the end of it afterwards. Went home that night in tears to tell my mother the story of my humiliation, whereupon she decided it was the perfect time to come clean about there being no Santa. I have still not got over it, either!!! Merrrrrrrry Christmas!![]()
Oh Donna, we've missed your stories!!! That was laugh out loud funny!!! Sorry you had to find out that way but oh, how sweet of dear old Santa to try so hard.