Favorite Movie Lines

[beachmouse]

From Office Space:


Peter Gibbons: I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.

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Peter Gibbons: It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a$$ clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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Peter Gibbons: What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

 

[aggieb]

i've been digging deep for these.

Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.
Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindapuckin'rella



Edward Lewis: It's just that, uh, very few people surprise me.
Vivian: Yeah, well, you're lucky. Most of 'em shock the hell outta me.

Happy Man: Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin' - this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'.

 

[Cil]

from Local Hero:
[Mac is buying shampoo]
Mrs. Wyatt: Dry, normal or greasy?
MacIntyre: Normal. Extra normal.
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Rev. Macpherson: You want to buy my church?
MacIntyre: Not as a going concern.
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I..drink... your milkshake. I drink it up! ~ There Will Be Blood
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"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
<awkward pause>
Aren't you?"
~ The Graduate
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~Dazed and Confused
Ms. Ginny Stroud: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.
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Matthew McConaughey as Wooderson: Man, it's the same bullsh%t they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

 

[bogieman]

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[Beach Runner]

From When Harry Met Sally: "I'll have what she's having."

That sound is exactly how I described the obscene phone call that I received yesterday to avoid being too graphic. Everyone knows that scene.

 

[bluemtnrunner]

You're killin' me, Smalls! - The Sandlot

Shakin the bushes, Boss- Cool Hand Luke

There's what's right and what's right and never the twain shall meet. -Raising Arizona

They got more than they can handle, Hi. -Raising Arizona

Come in before you catch your death of mud.

You got a room for Rink? - Popeye

I knew I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. -Airplane

Where do these stairs go? They go up! -Ghostbusters

 

[Smiling JOe]

Dolly Parton in Steel Magnolias referring to shoe size:
"I wear a six, but a seven feels so good, I buy an eight."