I love quotes! I set up my phone service so I get one sent to my phone every day! Here are some of the better ones I've gotten...
"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
-Mark Twain
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
-Yogi Berra
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."
-P.J. O'Rourke
"The true university of these days is a collection of books."
-Thomas Carlyle
"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times."
-Mark Twain
"In America there are two classes of trave: first class and with children."
-Robert Benchley
"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."
-Robert Frost
I don't remember who said this or where I read it, but this is one of my favorites...
"Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up."