One of my favorite websites: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics - KissThisGuy.com
Billy Ray Cyrus
Achy Breaky Heart
Don't break my heart,my eggy bready heart.
Queen
Bohemian Rhapsody
Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango...
Robert Palmer
Addicted To Love
Might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove.
the clash .... lock the taskbar, lock the taskbar

like all the Barzlian types???