Forget Dear Abby, ask SGG for advice

Dear Perplexed and Bummed:

Ditch the mirror.

I actually had the same question!

Remember you are in the deep south and if your future pa-in-law has a winchester up your butt, 14 is acceptable for the first marrieage and 16 for the second. Now as far as children are concerned, you don't have to start early and have one baby at a time, with modern technology, you can wait til you want (before the age of 50 recommended) and have a WHOLE litter at once!! ;-)

Dear SGG

Will I be a social outcast if I drink red wine with seafood?

What, exactly, distinguishes a soiree from a party?

Have you actually seen a coyote in Seagrove, other than the eatery?

Can I have a cookie now?

:rofl:

BobbySue was there!!!!!!!! Dressed as a man this time.

Falling back in time. Victor/Victoria in reverse.

Dear Partner in Crime:

WTH... I just needed to multi-quote this entire thread. I'm crying, I'm peeing, I'm falling down, I'm ready for Crazy to come home!

Crazy will be here in two weeks!!!

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My daughter in law does not cook and doesn't try to fix a decent meal. She thinks a good way to serve spagetti is to pour catsup over the noodles. That and frozen dinners are what she serves. Can I cram her in a ceral box and send her to the dump.

My daughter in law does not cook and doesn't try to fix a decent meal. She thinks a good way to serve spagetti is to pour catsup over the noodles. That and frozen dinners are what she serves. Can I cram her in a ceral box and send her to the dump.

With a menu like you mentioned she may fit in a cereal box. Perhaps her best attributes are not in the kitchen?

My daughter in law does not cook and doesn't try to fix a decent meal. She thinks a good way to serve spagetti is to pour catsup over the noodles. That and frozen dinners are what she serves. Can I cram her in a ceral box and send her to the dump.

You should buy her Allifunn's cookbook for Xmas! It's all about how to set up a kitchen and make easy and yummy recipes!

P.S. Maybe your son could cook. :roll:

Perhaps your D-I-L is a better cook than your son lets on...

Swafia tells SGG and his grandmother all the time that I'm not feeding him properly, just so that they'll invite us over for dinner... :funn:

You see, when I cook, he's supposed to do the dishes. :roll: He gets out of dish duty when mom or grandma's doing the cooking...

I will remember that tonight. Swafia will be doing dishes!!! BTW, Allifunn's cookbook is the BEST!!! A must have.

Perhaps your D-I-L is a better cook than your son lets on...

Swafia tells SGG and his grandmother all the time that I'm not feeding him properly, just so that they'll invite us over for dinner... :funn:

You see, when I cook, he's supposed to do the dishes. :roll: He gets out of dish duty when mom or grandma's doing the cooking...

po' li'l thing ... he just witherin' away.

po' li'l thing ... he just witherin' away.

I was just thinkin' he didn't look malnourished the last time I saw him. Of course, I have absolutely no room to talk...

Dear Partner in Crime:

:rofl: He sounds like the near dead doctors and the skinny people.

If your mechanic is NOT talking about your car, I have a cure for you; Sowal, Red Bar, Sowal, Red Bar, Sowal, Fire, Nowal, HoHouse, Sowal, Red Bar. Or you can just pull up a bar stool in SGG's kitchen.

If your mechanic IS talking about your car, you have been muddin' and not tellin'. Sounds like your crank shaft needs a dose of Sowal sand.

Rear end was greased!!!!! Thanks for your advice.

Get your greasy rear to Sowal. STAT!!! I need advice.

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LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this thread!!!!

Get your greasy rear to Sowal. STAT!!! I need advice.

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Wait... Aren't you the one GIVING advice? I'm so confused... :shock:

Wait... Aren't you the one GIVING advice? I'm so confused... :shock:

Looks like we found out who the real person behind the curtain is. You keep SGG straight kitlit (if thats possible).

Seriously SGG this thread is . Keep up the good work

You keep SGG straight kitlit (if thats possible).

Not at all possible! :funn:But Swafia, Crazy K & I have a wonderful time trying!

Wait... Aren't you the one GIVING advice? I'm so confused... :shock:

The advice I need could be another thread or forum.......:funn:In the meantime, I am delighted to help those in need...............NEXT...

Get your greasy rear to Sowal. STAT!!! I need advice.

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Old Wise One will be there next week to give you some great advice. We will solve all the world's problems while drinking the case of Biltmore wine which will be traveling with me. Be aware that the dog still smells like a skunk. It should be quite a "pleasant smelling" 8 hour trip!!!!!

Old Wise One will be there next week to give you some great advice. We will solve all the world's problems while drinking the case of Biltmore wine which will be traveling with me. Be aware that the dog still smells like a skunk. It should be quite a "pleasant smelling" 8 hour trip!!!!!

And will you be arriving in time for our tropical storm????

Dear SGG, how do you git the Lounge going?

Dear SGG, how do you git the Lounge going?

Dear SGG, how do you git the Lounge going?

Add alcohol and crazy wenches.

Speaking of crazy, guess what TS Ida blew into town?? The storm continued last night. She didnt pee in her pants but I did spill a whole glass of ice water in her lap and she thought she did.:shock:

That was just one incident.:roll:

Add alcohol and crazy wenches.

Speaking of crazy, guess what TS Ida blew into town?? The storm continued last night. She didnt pee in her pants but I did spill a whole glass of ice water in her lap and she thought she did.:shock:

That was just one incident.:roll:

Add alcohol and crazy wenches.

Speaking of crazy, guess what TS Ida blew into town?? The storm continued last night. She didnt pee in her pants but I did spill a whole glass of ice water in her lap and she thought she did.:shock:

That was just one incident.:roll:

I had totally forgotten about that!!!! My memory isn't what it used to be or could it have been the wine????

Do yo have something on your mind????????? SGG is here for you.