Friday Funny!!!!

[kathydwells]

Maude and Mable

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

 

[Smiling JOe]

Fits on a Camel.

 

[seagrovelover]

Good one KD...... I have to pass this on to my best friend who works with the elderly everyday.....she will love it

 

[RiverOtter]

Yikes :rofl:

 

[Suncat]

Last week George Bush was asked his position on Roe v. Wade. He said

it didn't matter to him how people get out of New Orleans.

 

[CastlesOfSand]

Where do you get these KD?!!!

 

[GraytonBound]

Last week George Bush was asked his position on Roe v. Wade. He said

it didn't matter to him how people get out of New Orleans.

:shock: :shock:

 

[kathydwells]

Where do you get these KD?!!!

Well they usually just show up in my inbox from my friends..wish I was clever enough to think them up myself!!!!

 

[ShallowsNole]

Last week George Bush was asked his position on Roe v. Wade. He said

it didn't matter to him how people get out of New Orleans.

LOL! :clap_1:

 

[Landlocked]

Mean joke

A Woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

bar of soap
toothbrush
tube toothpaste
loaf of bread
pint of milk
single serving cereal
single serving frozen dinner

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says "Single are you?" The woman replies very sarcastically "How did you guess?" He replies, "Because you're ugly."