Friday Funny

[kathydwells]

Wow, haven't typed that in a while. ;-)

A chicken farmer went to a local bar sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence,' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.

'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence'

 

[Miss Critter]

:funn:

 

[ModernInteriors]

Wow, haven't typed that in a while. ;-)

A chicken farmer went to a local bar sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence,' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.

'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence'

 

[DD]

:funn:
I love your FF's, Darlene.

 

[sunspotbaby]

 

[pgurney]

I came here looking or a Friday Funny -I wanted to add one that I received via email today. So hopefully it's okay if I add this one and hopefully it's not one seen on here before.

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man

 

[Bob]

cockamamie or half cocked?

 

[Sheila]

To all of the above! :funn: Thanks to all for the FF's! I have missed them so!

 

[Lynnie]

Fabu Funnies!

 

[aggieb]

totally missed this friday. love it.