Friday Funny

[kathydwells]

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the he** have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. " What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the he** were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

 

[Sheila]

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the he** have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. " What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the he** were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Did you go to sleep and wake up as RO?!?

 

[Cheering472]

:clap_1:

 

[kathydwells]

Did you go to sleep and wake up as RO?!?

Well it is Friday GTTBM and I felt like being a little naughty today.

 

[kathydwells]

Here is another one.....

Child Birth

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old
girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place......... smack his butt again!"

 

[RiverOtter]

Now that's funny :funn:

 

[dbuck]

Those are good. OUCH

 

[Sheila]

Well it is Friday GTTBM and I felt like being a little naughty today.

Good for you gullfriend! No shame in being a little naughty from time to time. Keeps life interesting! :clap_1:

 

[CastlesOfSand]

Love the funnies KD!!! :clap_1:

 

[Allifunn]

BOTH...toooooo funny!!!