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kathydwells said:
Ok, so it is not the funniest thing that I have ever seen, because it happened to me. It is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me, and probably the funniest thing alot of people saw. Several years ago I was a board member of the Huntsville Jaycees. We had a HUGE awards banquet with 100's of people in attendance, because I was receiving an award I was seated in the front of a very large audience. I had to go potty pretty bad and could not wait until the end of the banquet. So, I walked up past many, many rows of people. Did I mention it was a black tie event, yep I had to wear a dress and panty hose (which I hate with a passion) I have never worn them again since this night, you will soon see why. I made my way up past all the people, I went to the bathroom and did my business. I came strutting back down past all the people to my front row seat. I heard ALOT of giggling, and couldn't imagine what was going on. I was about to sit down, when a friend of mine got my attention (too bad she wasn't sitting way up in the audience, no she was sitting right beside me) anyway, she said "Kathy you might want to turn around and take a look at your behind" OMG, I turned around and yep, as you might have guessed, my dress was tucked up into my panty hose, my panty hose butt was just a shinning. Luckily, I have a sense of humor and just pulled out the dress and laughed along with all of those other people!! To this day you will NEVER catch me in a pair of panty hose, I don't care if I am translucent, which I usually am without a bit of sun. Doesn't bother me though, would rather be white than have another dress stuck up in those awful things. :D
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Same thing happened to R.O., but he was wearing his thong
 
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Smiling JOe

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I was Just thinking about the photos which RiverOtter posted with the guys unloading their PWC and sinking their SUV, which I think is pretty funny. It reminded me of an event which occured about 20 years ago, when I was visiting a friend one Saturday morning. This particular friend, whom I have another funny story about, more like a "hey-watch-this" story, had a neighbor to the north named Lewy. Everyone that knew him called him Screwy Lewy. My friend and I were outside in the yard when we saw Screwy Lewy and his son attaching one end of a rope to a tree in his backyard. He then proceeded to tie the other end of the rope to his piece of crap green car, which was his only ride. My friend and I curiously watched because, according to my friend, something was about to happen. Screwy Lewy pointed to the car and his son walked over climbed in and waited for Screwy Lewy to give the signal. Screwey Lewy had retrieved a chainsaw and began to cut the tree. To me, it looked like a good tree, but I guess Screwy Lewy did not like it there. Screwy Lewy was concerned that the tree would fall on his house when he cut the tree, hence the reason for the car -- to pull it away from the house. Apparently, Screwy Lewy's rope was a little short, and when he cut the tree, he signaled his son to floor it, or at least that is what he did. The tree fell in the opposite direction of the house, but landed directly on top of his car, crushing in the trunk and the back portion of the roof. My friend and I were shocked with amazement.

The short version of the "hey-watch-this" story from the friend whom I mentioned above is that one day, after we had some rain, we were at a park and my friend pulled off onto the grass. Fortunately, I was in my car watching the event. My friend and another guy are in his Dad's new Honda Accord, when he takes off from a stand still going straight for a small tree. He was not far away from the tree, maybe 30-50 feet, when he floored it like a drag racer. After they crashed into the tree, he told me that his plan was to swerve around the tree at the last moment, trying to scare his friend sitting in the passeneger seat. Neither were wearing a seatbelt when the car would not turn on the wet grass and smashed into the tree. The car was smashed on the front end, my friend broke his nose on the steering wheel, and the passenger's elbow left a big indentation into the shatter proof windshield. I don't remember laughing so hard after I found out they were okay.
 
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Yes, SJ, that guy definitely qualifies as being screwy.

Talking about thongs and funny/embarrassing stories, the Sunday before last I was playing the violin in the 11:00 church service. When I got home, my husband said, "What's that hanging out from the back of your pants?" It was a black lace thong that had gotten entangled with the one I was wearing, but we were in such a hurry to get to church that we didn't notice it. I just wonder who saw it - it's not the kind of thing you can comment to someone about, like XYZ. :blush:
 
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Oh man that's great
 
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