funny names

[audie]

i was just talking to my sis, who as some of you already know has the maiden name hamm and married a berger, and i got to thinking about funny names. anybody have some funnies out there? my mom's sister married a man named bean, and mom of course married hamm. here's the funniest of all: honest to god, my eye dr's name is dick weiner. he is the nicest man you could ever meet in your entire life - with the coolest name ! there also used to be an elderly woman whom i believe has passed on now named obi wan.

 

[RiverOtter]

i was just talking to my sis, who as some of you already know has the maiden name hamm and married a berger, and i got to thinking about funny names. anybody have some funnies out there? my mom's sister married a man named bean, and mom of course married hamm. here's the funniest of all: honest to god, my eye dr's name is dick weiner. he is the nicest man you could ever meet in your entire life - with the coolest name ! there also used to be an elderly woman whom i believe has passed on now named obi wan.

My best friend's wife used to work in the ER. Once treated a young girl named Pajama. :funn:

 

[audie]

a couple had a baby a month or so ago, and it's first and middle names were payton manning -

 

[RiverOtter]

a couple had a baby a month or so ago, and it's first and middle names were payton manning -

Brother

 

[Miss Kitty]

When I taught school way back when, they were twins named...Starsky and Hutch. Also...Cocaine Laitrel and Kunte and Kizzy from 'Roots'. Oh...one more...Helena Rubenstein (make up brand name)

 

[RiverOtter]

There was an insurance agent in our area named Render Cash

 

[Cil]

When I was a teen, I worked in my dad's United Airlines ticket office, and I would collect the weird names. We had some doozies.
One of the res agents once typed up a ticket for a Mr. Robert Sh*tty. When faced with having to call him with a question about his itinerary, she took a deep breath and, when he answered the phone, said "Hello? Mr. ****e-y?"
"Lady, the name is Bob Sh*tty."
She managed not to burst into gales of laughter.

As a preschool teacher I've had some interesting names. Twins named Destiny and Ecstasy. Brothers named Passion and Zenith.

 

[bsmart]

a couple had a baby a month or so ago, and it's first and middle names were payton manning -

Did it have a funny nose?

 

[bsmart]

The High school I went to had two popular twin girls named Grasshopper and Cricket--seriously this is no joke, they weren't nicknames either.

Also, isn't there a racecar driver by the name of Dick Trickle?

 

[Landlocked]

I went to school with a guy named Buster Cherry.

I'm so glad this thread was here. Last night while watching the news, I saw a segment where a convict was apprehended during a traffic stop. His name is Brasize Knight.

Here's the link

www.wsfa.com