Funny Wedding stories

[Mango]

IBD's story about her wedding on this thread
Beach Wedding - Help us! - SoWal Beaches Forum
got me thinking, I am sure some of you have some good stories to tell?

 

[DD]

IBD's story about her wedding on this thread
http://www.sowal.com/bb/showthread.php?t=7412
got me thinking, I am sure some of you have some good stories to tell?

I've already told mine about the wino. I won't bore you again.

 

[Biff]

Dog....privates.......................:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn:

 

[Mango]

My wedding was a comedy of errors. :funn:
My gay neighbor and his partner wanted to be involved, and he desperately wanted to sing at my wedding, especially the Ave Maria at church.
He arrived an hour early to practice with the organist and apparently they argued who would be in front :shock:

The chauffeur took us to the wrong wedding hall, and none of us noticed, so we were a little late arriving to our wedding.

The Hall decided to change our table seatings and split my gay neighbor and his partner up with the single girls :funn:

My entire neighborhood came in separate limos, but then we realized after everyone left, that we didn't have a ride home and we forgot our check, so I had to drive back at 2 am. I couldnt get the veil off, but managed to change into a sweatsuit, and sped back to the Manor, got pulled over by a cop, and he laughed so hard when he saw me (and that I wasn't drunk) and let me go

and I have a great picture of us with a big hand with the middle finger pointed at my photographer, since he didn't heed our warning, candids only, and made us pose ;-)

 

[Biff]

:funn:

POST THE PIC MANGO!!!!!!! POST IT!!!!!!!:funn:

My wedding was a comedy of errors. :funn:
My gay neighbor and his partner wanted to be involved, and he desperately wanted to sing at my wedding, especially the Ave Maria at church.
He arrived an hour early to practice with the organist and apparently they argued who would be in front :shock:

The chauffeur took us to the wrong wedding hall, and none of us noticed, so we were a little late arriving to our wedding.

The Hall decided to change our table seatings and split my gay neighbor and his partner up with the single girls :funn:

My entire neighborhood came in separate limos, but then we realized after everyone left, that we didn't have a ride home and we forgot our check, so I had to drive back at 2 am. I couldnt get the veil off, but managed to change into a sweatsuit, and sped back to the Manor, got pulled over by a cop, and he laughed so hard when he saw me (and that I wasn't drunk) and let me go

and I have a great picture of us with a big hand with the middle finger pointed at my photographer, since he didn't heed our warning, candids only, and made us pose ;-)

 

[Allifunn]

My wedding was a comedy of errors. :funn:
My gay neighbor and his partner wanted to be involved, and he desperately wanted to sing at my wedding, especially the Ave Maria at church.
He arrived an hour early to practice with the organist and apparently they argued who would be in front :shock:

The chauffeur took us to the wrong wedding hall, and none of us noticed, so we were a little late arriving to our wedding.

The Hall decided to change our table seatings and split my gay neighbor and his partner up with the single girls :funn:

My entire neighborhood came in separate limos, but then we realized after everyone left, that we didn't have a ride home and we forgot our check, so I had to drive back at 2 am. I couldnt get the veil off, but managed to change into a sweatsuit, and sped back to the Manor, got pulled over by a cop, and he laughed so hard when he saw me (and that I wasn't drunk) and let me go

and I have a great picture of us with a big hand with the middle finger pointed at my photographer, since he didn't heed our warning, candids only, and made us pose ;-)

you win!

 

[Mango]

you win!

No, I think IBD's story takes the prize. I spewed my tea when I read that one :funn:

 

[kathydwells]

The second time around I got married at the Court House in Mobile. They had those little ticket dispensers and you had to take a number. The digitial number was displayed up on the wall when it was your turn. Guess what number mine was? 69. I have a picture my girlfriend took of the number sign. Par for the course for me!!!

 

[Mango]

The second time around I got married at the Court House in Mobile. They had those little ticket dispensers and you had to take a number. The digitial number was displayed up on the wall when it was your turn. Guess what number mine was? 69. I have a picture my girlfriend took of the number sign. Par for the course for me!!!

Biff wants us to put up pictures. Sorry, I am not good with the scanning bit.

 

[Beachbummette]

Pictures please Mango!