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Biff

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for choosing to fly BigO Airlines, my name is 30-gAy and I will be your cabin steward.

At this time I want to draw your attention to all the exits, .....or entrances, depending on your sexual orientation.

Let me also point out some safety features of the aircraft and let you know that your seat can be used both as a flotation device and a padded headboard.

In the event of a loss of pressure, or inhibitions, certain things may drop down ....please place any dangling objects on your face and breathe normally.

As we are about to get off, I would like to ask all passengers to return each other to an upright position.

Thank you again for choosing to fly the very friendly skies.
 

TripleB

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Jul 15, 2006
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The theme song for this protest is "Over There" with special emphasis on the line..."the Yanks are coming.." I hope to participate because if I remember correctly I got us out of Grenada.
 

TripleB

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Just talked to Mrs. TripleB. Looks like we'll be in Iraq for quite a while
 

kathydwells

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I guess it gets all this talk about orgasms to get the Cap'n to post a message. All I can say is that Gypsea and the Cap'n have been back in SoWal for a few days now and will be here most of the time between now and New Year's.

Since we're empty nesters now, we spend a lot more of our time practicing our techniques.......we just didn't know that we were practicing for the "Global Orgasm for Peace". Certainly glad all this exercise has a purpose!!!

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Well, at least something got you out of hiding, and what better "thing" would that be than talking about the Big "O"! Practice makes perfect I have alway's been told. I will be listening for those oh's and Uh's on December 22. Let's not let each other down. After all, it is for a piece....Oh, I mean it is for Peace!!! ;-)
 

TripleB

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Jul 15, 2006
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Isn't it ironic that this protest calls for us to "pull out" AFTER everyone has had the Big O?
 
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