Got Stood Up!!!!!

I thought you were married! Move over Toots, let the Single Laties have a little funn.

oh, I always have boyfriends on the side, like Russell Crowe. oh gosh, there's an anciient thread around here, something about a "top 5 guys to do list". everyone plays.

oh, I always have boyfriends on the side, like Russell Crowe. oh gosh, there's an anciient thread around here, something about a "top 5 guys to do list". everyone plays.

OK - you can come play with us - gay man-types or straight man-types. But, we get first dibbs............I need to think of special five, it seems. Do you drink moonshine?

what she said and then some!!!

seagrovegirl, take a man vacation and enjoy being with yourself for a while. being single in SoWal can't be easy... so forget about it for now. have some dayum funn! and happy birthday!!! I think its great you have shared your frustrations - does the stander upper know you have a bunch of internet axe murdering friends?




wait a minute. scuba is mine! all mine!:boxing:

BB and I were fighting over him this weekend, too!

what she said and then some!!!

seagrovegirl, take a man vacation and enjoy being with yourself for a while. being single in SoWal can't be easy... so forget about it for now. have some dayum funn! and happy birthday!!! I think its great you have shared your frustrations - does the stander upper know you have a bunch of internet axe murdering friends?


I don't know....but as the coconut telegraph goes...I'm sure I'll find out.;-)

wait a minute. scuba is mine! all mine!:boxing:

Can we draw straws???????

I don't know, but with the coconut telegraph around here, I'm sure I will find out!!!

Lord miss a few hours.

Scooterbug, NoHall's version of "hit on" is different. There's a full shoe department aimed at my head and I wouldn't go near a box seat in an Opera. I flail my arms way to much when I fall (read get pushed over the balcony).

P.S. To Hnooe sorry about the 5%. :funn:

Lord miss a few hours.

Scooterbug, NoHall's version of "hit on" is different. There's a full shoe department aimed at my head and I wouldn't go near a box seat in an Opera. I flail my arms way to much when I fall (read get pushed over the balcony).

P.S. To Hnooe sorry about the 5%. :funn:

I Know!!!! :shock: I was wondering about that.........He makes a great proposal, but the math is wrong in most cases.

And, since he's a dead horse, let's beat him up even more!

Will he be at the soiree? You should discreetly point him out to some angry people and let nature take over. This is going to be way funn and groovy!

Lynnie, you can go fishing that night for sharks and use him for bait. I think it is hilarious the way this thread has turned. I hope it makes our stood up young lady feel better.

Lynnie, you can go fishing that night for sharks and use him for bait. I think it is hilarious the way this thread has turned. I hope it makes our stood up young lady feel better.

It REALLY, REALLY does!!!!

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It REALLY, REALLY does!!!!

I am glad that it makes you feel better. Nobody deserves to have to go through that. It is completely uncalled for. Isn't is amazing how people that you have never met can make you feel better when you are down. This is just a part of my life anymore.

he was looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead! in other words not only is he a snoozer and a boozer sounds like he is a loser

Well said!!!! I've met him and he ain't no keeper!!!!! SGG, we'll find something better Friday night; your b'day night!!!!!

Well said!!!! I've met him and he ain't no keeper!!!!! SGG, we'll find something better Friday night; your b'day night!!!!!

WELL......he is cute though.............

He finally called me the next day...because he finally answered his phone and recieved my message........he's alive. He was hung over from the night before and fell asleep.

That's an all three strikes and you're out move from the get go. Put a fork in him. He's done. Not worth your time.

I'm sure that if you had gone out that the phrase "fix me a turkey pot beeatch" would have come out at some point.

File him away in the deep 6 file and move on...

WELL......he is cute though.............

So you'll have a good view while you're being treated badly? :roll:

No sheet....deep6

So you'll have a good view while you're being treated badly? :roll:

No view is that good!

WELL......he is cute though.............

Sure he is, but cute ain't everything...

We're going for substance here... You deserve cute with substance!

Definition: the choicest or most essential or most vital part of some idea, personality or experience

OR (if you prefer)

Definition: considerable capital (wealth or income); "he is a man of means"

Personally, I think you should shoot for both! You're worth it!

Sure he is, but cute ain't everything...

We're going for substance here... You deserve cute with substance!

Definition: the choicest or most essential or most vital part of some idea, personality or experience

OR (if you prefer)

Definition: considerable capital (wealth or income); "he is a man of means"

Personally, I think you should shoot for both! You're worth it!

You mean there may be someone out there with both??? Serious???

Lynnie, you can go fishing that night for sharks and use him for bait. I think it is hilarious the way this thread has turned. I hope it makes our stood up young lady feel better.

Are you gonna be at the soiree? I'll need help getting him on the bait hook - fabulous idea!

WELL......he is cute though.............

Sweetness!

Bring those pink chains for me. We will find you someone cute......don't you worrry your pretty little head........trust me. ;-)

He knows about this thread...I told him last night. He's shocked.....SHOCKED...I tell you...

He called, we discussed, and he has a really good reason for the "stand up". Lynnie....you were right, there may be a problem, like "layed up in a hospital or dead." He was neither, but not well and a good reason for not being well. He went to his Doc on Monday, follow up tests today and possible (likely) major surgery.

ok...Johnny T (not his real name)... when you read this.....tell us your thoughts......................................................................................... Do you want to meet "my friends" Saturday night??????

Are you gonna be at the soiree? I'll need help getting him on the bait hook - fabulous idea!

Lynnie, I really wish I could make it but too many things going on here. First Communions, Daughter's wedding, reuilding my son's house. There are so many people I would like to meet. Other then Steele Mama, I have not met anybody else. One of these years I hope to make the party. If I was there though I would gladly help you

He knows about this thread...I told him last night. He's shocked.....SHOCKED...I tell you...

He called, we discussed, and he has a really good reason for the "stand up". Lynnie....you were right, there may be a problem, like "layed up in a hospital or dead." He was neither, but not well and a good reason for not being well. He went to his Doc on Monday, follow up tests today and possible (likely) major surgery.

ok...Johnny T (not his real name)... when you read this.....tell us your thoughts......................................................................................... Do you want to meet "my friends" Saturday night??????

Uh-oh! Granny always said to give the benefit of the doubt. I hope he's ok. And, surely he knows we would never beat him to a complete pulp, right?

Lynnie, I really wish I could make it but too many things going on here. First Communions, Daughter's wedding, reuilding my son's house. There are so many people I would like to meet. Other then Steele Mama, I have not met anybody else. One of these years I hope to make the party. If I was there though I would gladly help you

You do have a lot going on! Have a wonderful weekend as it does all sound very special! We need to talk SCUBA! A very dear friend in Atlanta is a dive instructor and I am going to try to hook up with them for a trip later this year! I'll keep you posted on that!

Best diving ever? The FL Keys.....who knew??? Of course, I haven't been everywhere......but so far, the Keys win hands down!

Ya'll need to just start going out with gay guys; they are punctual, well dressed, respectful, will happily go on picnics, shoe shopping or to the Opera, and best of all your mom's will just love them. Hey-they will satisfy 95% of your needs. You can even have children if you want!

I found the best guy....gardens, can cook up a storm, cleans, dresses better than me and has more shoes than me and Kitlit put together, and his house looks like a designer showcase that he designed himself............and he's NOT gay..... Did I mention he is gorgeous, considerate and interesting and FUN. Retired navy Special Op's, yep....he can be tuff and tender. He's mine girls...so keep your hands off!!!!

You think the above is nice....listen up......he decided I needed more color in my bedroom and suprised me with all new bedding (purple and white), pillows, lamps, etc. Then....yes there is more....roses and crown royal, he is landscaping my yard and created and bought the stuff for the most awesome water feature ever....and brought a stereo system for my back porch so I can enjoy my yard and listen to music. And he comes over with groceries.........PINCH ME!!!!

Oh..one more thing....he sprayed my pillows with his cologne so I will remember him when he is not here and he brought me one of his shirts (with cologne scent) that I can wear around the house.

Haven't been stood up yet...in fact he shows up when I am not expecting him, usually when I am mowing or washing the dogs, it seems....when I am looking less than girlie.

I found the best guy....gardens, can cook up a storm, cleans, dresses better than me and has more shoes than me and Kitlit put together, and his house looks like a designer showcase that he designed himself............and he's NOT gay..... Did I mention he is gorgeous, considerate and interesting and FUN. Retired navy Special Op's, yep....he can be tuff and tender. He's mine girls...so keep your hands off!!!!

You think the above is nice....listen up......he decided I needed more color in my bedroom and suprised me with all new bedding (purple and white), pillows, lamps, etc. Then....yes there is more....roses and crown royal, he is landscaping my yard and created and bought the stuff for the most awesome water feature ever....and brought a stereo system for my back porch so I can enjoy my yard and listen to music. And he comes over with groceries.........PINCH ME!!!!

Oh..one more thing....he sprayed my pillows with his cologne so I will remember him when he is not here and he brought me one of his shirts (with cologne scent) that I can wear around the house.

Haven't been stood up yet...in fact he shows up when I am not expecting him, usually when I am mowing or washing the dogs, it seems....when I am looking less than girlie.

If you're going to turn traitor on us, you'll have to take my name off your siggy!

I truly hope that he's everything he seems to be. I hear that there are a few good ones out there!