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Lynnie

SoWal Insider
Apr 18, 2007
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SoBuc
Ya'll need to just start going out with gay guys; they are punctual, well dressed, respectful, will happily go on picnics, shoe shopping or to the Opera, and best of all your mom's will just love them. Hey-they will satisfy 95% of your needs. You can even have children if you want!


Digg my gay man-type friends. They are everything you express here......a couple of straight types are funn, but seem out of place at a picnic.......and, don't know what to do when shoe shopping. Awkward, indeed....forget the Opera!

What is the 95%? And, the children thang? With or without the gay man-type? ;-)
 

seagrovegirl

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Feb 9, 2008
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Ya'll need to just start going out with gay guys; they are punctual, well dressed, respectful, will happily go on picnics, shoe shopping or to the Opera, and best of all your mom's will just love them. Hey-they will satisfy 95% of your needs. You can even have children if you want!

This is a thought........:D
 

NoHall

hmmmm......can't remember
May 28, 2007
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Northern Hall County, GA
Ya'll need to just start going out with gay guys; they are punctual, well dressed, respectful, will happily go on picnics, shoe shopping or to the Opera, and best of all your mom's will just love them. Hey-they will satisfy 95% of your needs. You can even have children if you want!

This is a thought........:D

I've been trying to pick up SWGB for months. The only problem with going out with gay guys is that they'll dump you in a heartbeat for a cute guy. That can be a bit frustrating.
 

scooterbug44

SoWal Expert
May 8, 2007
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Sowal
Ya'll need to just start going out with gay guys; they are punctual, well dressed, respectful, will happily go on picnics, shoe shopping or to the Opera, and best of all your mom's will just love them. Hey-they will satisfy 95% of your needs. You can even have children if you want!
See why Hnooe's my soiree date! :love:
Oh Boy...I hope he sees this thread!!!!!!:clap:
Maybe it will teach him a lesson ....................... or make his ears burn enough to get off the couch!

I've been trying to pick up SWGB for months. The only problem with going out with gay guys is that they'll dump you in a heartbeat for a cute guy. That can be a bit frustrating.
That's why you date the ones already partnered up - much less likely to roam (though not to ogle). ;-)
 

NoHall

hmmmm......can't remember
May 28, 2007
9,032
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Northern Hall County, GA
See why Hnooe's my soiree date! :love:

Maybe it will teach him a lesson ....................... or make his ears burn enough to get off the couch!


That's why you date the ones already partnered up - much less likely to roam (though not to ogle). ;-)

So I need to hit on SWGB and Scuba at the same time? (I'm not opposed to that idea--just clarifying.)
 

scooterbug44

SoWal Expert
May 8, 2007
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Sowal
Don't know that "hit on" is the right phrase. :dunno:

I was thinking more find the partnered gay guy whose partner is usually AWOL, then they are free and need a +1.
 

Lynnie

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Apr 18, 2007
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SoBuc
I've been trying to pick up SWGB for months. The only problem with going out with gay guys is that they'll dump you in a heartbeat for a cute guy. That can be a bit frustrating.


Or, many times it's worse than going with your GF as you and gay man-type end up fighting over the same guy..... :funn:
 

Teresa

SoWal Guide
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Nov 15, 2004
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Dahling girl, you determine your self worth, not him and not your ex-huband. (Read that sentence again please)

You could be heavy, have "buggers" and old flat hair, and still be worth much more than that guy on his best day. He was wrong for you trust me. You don't want someone like that anyway. You are worth too much to waste time on thoughtless unkind people like this guy. May he find a Brett Michaels Rock of Love reject who he considers worthy. I'm sure that will work out great for him.

what she said and then some!!!

seagrovegirl, take a man vacation and enjoy being with yourself for a while. being single in SoWal can't be easy... so forget about it for now. have some dayum funn! and happy birthday!!! I think its great you have shared your frustrations - does the stander upper know you have a bunch of internet axe murdering friends?:D


So I need to hit on SWGB and Scuba at the same time? (I'm not opposed to that idea--just clarifying.)

wait a minute. scuba is mine! all mine!:boxing:
 
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