Ya'll need to just start going out with gay guys; they are punctual, well dressed, respectful, will happily go on picnics, shoe shopping or to the Opera, and best of all your mom's will just love them. Hey-they will satisfy 95% of your needs. You can even have children if you want!
Digg my gay man-type friends. They are everything you express here......a couple of straight types are funn, but seem out of place at a picnic.......and, don't know what to do when shoe shopping. Awkward, indeed....forget the Opera!
What is the 95%? And, the children thang? With or without the gay man-type? ;-)