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Allifunn

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Jan 11, 2006
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289
St Petersburg
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
MANGO!!!
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:wave: :love: :wave: :love: :wave: :love: :wave:
 

bsmart

brain
Aug 19, 2005
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Atlanta, GA.
:chill: :moon: :drink:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 

NoHall

hmmmm......can't remember
May 28, 2007
9,032
996
Northern Hall County, GA
Just found this and thought of our dear Mango:

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman loses it. She stands up in the front of the plane screaming, "I'm to young to die! No one has ever made me feel like a woman! If these are my last minutes to live, I want them to be memorable--can anyone on this plane make me feel like a woman?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten his own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear. He's a tall, tanned hunk, and he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbottoning his shirt. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.

No one moves. As the man approaches, the woman begins to get excited. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and says, "Iron this."
 

DD

SoWal Expert
Aug 29, 2005
23,871
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grapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal
Just found this and thought of our dear Mango:

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman loses it. She stands up in the front of the plane screaming, "I'm to young to die! No one has ever made me feel like a woman! If these are my last minutes to live, I want them to be memorable--can anyone on this plane make me feel like a woman?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten his own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear. He's a tall, tanned hunk, and he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbottoning his shirt. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.

No one moves. As the man approaches, the woman begins to get excited. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and says, "Iron this."

:rotfl: :rotfl:
 
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