Happy Birthday to THE WENCH!

[DD]

Happy Birthday!!! Love ya!!!!

 

[Jdarg]

Happy Birthday High Priestess Toots!!

 

[Beach Bimmer]

Happy, happy birthday to our friend Tootsie from the Fired Up crew!

 

[Minnie]

Wishing you the very happiest of birthdays.

 

[Cheering472]

Happy Birthday sweet girl!! I hope you have a wonderful day.

 

[seagrovegirl]

Happy Birthday--All Taurus's rock!

Ditto.....Taurus RULES!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday, Toots

 

[Rita]

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Have a most fabulous day!
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[InletBchDweller]

Almost missed it!

I hope you had a magical wonderful day!!!


Congrats for joining the club of wenches over 30~! This poems for you!
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Copyright; Author Unknown[/FONT]

 

[ItzKatzTime]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOTSIE
Hope it was a great one and you will celebrate
all of May not just one day!

Kat
Earth Signs Rule~at least we try our best to!!!​

 

[kathydwells]

Happy Belated Birthday Toots! Hope it was a wonderful day! I will buy you a drink in July!