Happy LOVE Day
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Ok gulls my husband just e-mailed me this gem. Now down ladies, he's all mine! 
All I have to say is, this had better be a joke. :nono1:
Redneck Fisherman's Love Poem For Valentine's Day
Collards is green,
my dogs name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-floppimg in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I love you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there for yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.
You're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin',
despite all the years, yore age,
it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They get it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.
Some men get roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger,
"That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
More usefull than diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!!!
All I have to say is, this had better be a joke. :nono1:Redneck Fisherman's Love Poem For Valentine's Day
Collards is green,
my dogs name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-floppimg in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I love you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there for yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.
You're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin',
despite all the years, yore age,
it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They get it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.
Some men get roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger,
"That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
More usefull than diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!!!
Y'all are all high on love.
I can't believe I watched that whole Der Hoff video.
I can't believe I watched that whole Der Hoff video.
Kimmifunn said:
Gets some what???
Sueshore said:That's a great idea jdarg!!! I will go in the Goodwill bag, retrieve the Italian ultra tighty whities and have Mr. Kitty put them on and skate around like in the Olympics! Best Valentine's Day present ever (for me)!!!
Happy Valentine's Day to my SoWal pals. You make everyday funn!!!!
P.S. I am finally ordering the Temper-pedic bed for us. We tested it out together this weekend and Mr. K was sold!
I want to get one of those. We looked at one the other day when we were out shopping. Let me know what you think about it.
gttbm - That's FUNNY! :funn:
mermaid - Gotta show Jackie the French sayings. She'll love learning some of those. ;-)
mermaid - Gotta show Jackie the French sayings. She'll love learning some of those. ;-)