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Kimmifunn

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Jun 27, 2005
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Ok...So I know nobody really cares how hot it is up here. Other than the fact that you may forget that we travel on foot (straight concrete which reflects heat) through the streets with bus exhaust in our faces, subway vents blowing stink and heat on us, ect. Either way the talks of a black out are starting to happen. Like don't take the subway, run your air at 87 (yeah right), ect, ect.

Please let me share the chain of emails that I've been exchanging with my friends. This is just too damn funny... starting with Colin's at the bottom...ending with Blaise's...my favorite. :funn:

Email chain commences....

Ok, so let's synchronize our watches. If the power goes out all across
metropolis:


1. Run and buy alcohol! The coolers will go out in all the bodegas, hurry
before it warms. This is what the cash you took out of the ATM should be
used for!
2. Next, make your way (by cab, rickshaw, or Pedi-cab...last resort by foot)
to a central location. My thought is the bottom of central park. Perhaps the
sheep's meadow?
3. There we will drink, dance, and laugh as nature gives us the summer
equivalent of a snow day!
4. Finally in drunken blurs we will rebel by looting stores and overturning
cop cars.
5. Settle in for the night at a slumber party on the UES!

Sound like a plan? All in?

Heat Strokin, -Blaise



-----Original Message-----


Sorry guys I could barely read your emails over the sound of my AC and the
fans that are blowing on me simultaniously. Sometimes during the day when I
feel lonely I turn on all the lights, stereos and tvs in our apartment. At
least I wouldn't have to go to work tonight! Let's start planning our
black-out party in a central location.

Tripping the grid, -Blaise



-----Original Message-----


From: Walker Brianne
Subject: RE: Black out
Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 19:59:51 +0200

I love how you put the fear in me!

Buttocks clenched,
Brianne

From:
-----Original Message-----
Colin Stark
Sent: Thursday, August 03, 2006 1:58 PM
To: Kim Pappas; Brianne Walker; Jill Sinclair; Blaise Preau
Subject: Black out


A lot of people are talking about a black out today! Con Ed is sending
their employees home so they can shut off power in their own buildings. If
I were you guys, I'd go get some cash out of the ATM in case everything
goes
down.
Who knows. Better safe than sorry. Also, they're saying not to ride a subway.

- Cornhole


STAY TUNED! :funn:
 

kathydwells

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Dec 20, 2004
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:funn: How funny!! We just had a power outage for about 45 minutes! We were hoping they would send us home...but alas, the power came back on!!!!
 

Kimmifunn

Funnkalicious
Jun 27, 2005
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Hollyhood
I love where he says "trippin' the grid"
 

whiteyfunn

SoWal Staff
Jul 1, 2005
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Kimmifunn said:
I love where he says "trippin' the grid"

and heat strokin'. I miss Blaise!! Can he come visit us Labor Day??? :clap_1:
 

Mango

SoWal Insider
Apr 7, 2006
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It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs. :funn:

Funny e-mails Kimmifunn, Blaise sounds cool. No pun intended. :D
 

Kimmifunn

Funnkalicious
Jun 27, 2005
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Update:

Brianne has no power!

More from Blaise!

These are home-made using an ice-cube tray, orange juice and tooth-picks!
Seriously, did anyone else try making those when you were little cuz you saw
it on some show, and you get all excited, and wait forever for them to
freeze only to realize that frozen orange juice has little to no taste, then
the toothpick breaks in half and your orange cube is just sitting on the
driveway melting, and you make your mom take you to walmart and she buys you
the flav-o-ice box of 300 plastic sleaved popsicles, and all is right with
the world? No?...Just me?...FINE!

DIYer, -Blaise



>From: "Sinclair, Jill"
>To: "Blaise Preau", Kimberly.Pappas@macys.com
>CC: <Brianne.Walker@SWAROVSKI.com>,<Colin_Stark@condenast.com>
>Subject: RE: Black out
>Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 14:46:11 -0400
>
>someone's gonna be in trouble if there aren't any popsicles in the freezer
>when I get home!

>
>________________________________
>
>From: Blaise Preau [mailto:preaubf@hotmail.com]
>Sent: Thu 8/3/2006 2:41 PM
>To: Kimberly.Pappas@macys.com
>Cc: Brianne.Walker@SWAROVSKI.com; Colin_Stark@condenast.com; Sinclair, Jill
>Subject: RE: Black out
>
>
>
>I was thinking the central location of th park if it goes out while
>everyone
>is still at work. If it happens after everyone goes home, (which is when
>they say electricity usage peaks since everyone gets home from work and
>turns everything on) then where should we meet? 7pm at the...? Black-out
>parties are always the most difficult to plan!
>
>makin popsicles, -Blaise
 

whiteyfunn

SoWal Staff
Jul 1, 2005
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Seagrove Beach
This all sounds really exciting. I wish something this funn would happen to us here.

When I say funn I mean eating popsicles and drinking beer and dancing around.
 
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