Hot Dogs make you CRAZY!!!

[InletBchDweller]

I gotta check this place out in DFS. I do love a good hotdog every now and then...

 

[Goddessgal]

Another good place in DFS is Pig Daddy's - great barbecue!

 

[Beach Runner]

Thanks, y'all, for the reps. I got your backs.;-)

What I love more than "y'allz'" is "y'allzez'," as in the waitress at the local Ruby Tuesday's who said, "Can I remove y'allzez' plates?"

I have been guilty of saying that.

And those H&M dawgs are grayt! The burgers look pretty good, too.

 

[NoHall]

Man: Hey honey. Where's the kids?

Woman: Oh they're outside hitting golf balls at that nice lady NoHall's house across the street.

Man: Really?

Woman: Yeah, they just love her. She comes out and starts throw'em back at them and they just have the best time together.

MAN: Well, thats nice. It's good to know we have such nice neighbors. So, whats fer dinner little woman?

Woman: Well, since you used all our money on beer and girlie magazines, your having hot dogs.

Man: What????

Woman:You heard me. You're gonna eat'em and you're gonna like'em! And if you don't I guess you need to get Miss November to cook you a steak!

Man: Why I outta. I swear. One of these days. Pow....straight to the moon!

Woman: Oh yeah, you'd better back off wiener boy....... before I cut ya!

Man: Didn't your daddy ever teach ya not to bring a knife to a gun fight?

Woman: That's alright. I'm calling 911 and you gotta sleep sometime.:angry:


I think this would be considered a food fight

Thank you and that concludes this week's episode of Red Neck Theater

Not quite...My dad just called and said, "In the morning you'll probably see the tire tracks through your front yard. But I had a little talk with your neighbors, and they promised that they won't ride their dirt bike on your property anymore when the ground is wet."

:angry:

:bicycle:

 

[Alicia Leonard]

Not quite...My dad just called and said, "In the morning you'll probably see the tire tracks through your front yard. But I had a little talk with your neighbors, and they promised that they won't ride their dirt bike on your property anymore when the ground is wet."

:angry:

:bicycle:

Woman, don't give me any more inspiration.

New episode next week.

 

[organicmama]

Not quite...My dad just called and said, "In the morning you'll probably see the tire tracks through your front yard. But I had a little talk with your neighbors, and they promised that they won't ride their dirt bike on your property anymore when the ground is wet."

:angry:

:bicycle:

 

[Cheering472]

Sadly they could have had steak as they clearly had the knives.

 

[Mermaid]

Sadly they could have had steak as they clearly had the knives.

Cheering, you're like a little stealth bomber! You come out of nowhere and lay these brilliant one-liners on us. You never fail to crack me up.

 

[Cheering472]

Cheering, you're like a little stealth bomber! You come out of nowhere and lay these brilliant one-liners on us. You never fail to crack me up.

I love you too!

 

[seacrestkristi]

Hubba would love it if i FED HIM MORE hOT dOGS!

aleonard ub fuNNe!