OMG! One of the suspected groups of kids CALLED me. I happened to remember the name from the email. An 18-yo-sounding voice said, "I'd totally like to rent your house for the first week of March. Is it, like, rented? It looks awesome!" I said that it is unavailable then (internal voice saying "to you"), but I haven't updated the calendar recently (that's true).
OMG, like, tote-ully