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Matt J

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May 9, 2007
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How many Republicans does it take to change a light blub.


1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid/cost-plus contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the
banner: ?Light Bulb Change Accomplished.?
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.
10. Finally, Joe Lieberman to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing the light bulb and screwing the country.
11. Who needs a light blub when you can get all aglow just by thinking about Ronald Reagan?
12. The light bulb is not burned out. It is still operating at full capacity and accomplishing its mission. Do not listen to the peacenik critics who are telling you it is burned out. It is operating as it was designed!
13. Zero. Republicans do not change light bulbs, they hire low wage workers to do that. However, it takes a whole lot of Republicans to protest the illegal entry into the country of light bulb changers.
 

Miss Kitty

Meow
Jun 10, 2005
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:funn:...now you need to find the Demo and Libert versions! Too funny!
 

Matt J

SWGB
May 9, 2007
24,862
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Oh I'll just let my humor fill in for that.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's bad for the environment so we'll sit in the dark at night.
A: None, the light bulb did not choose to burn out it was made that way and has every right to remain that way.

Q: How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the bulb burned out by itself so it can change itself.
 

Miss Kitty

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Jun 10, 2005
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Freakin' genius. I imagine when the sowallers wake up today, there will be additions to your list!
 

Matt J

SWGB
May 9, 2007
24,862
9,670
Freakin' genius. I imagine when the sowallers wake up today, there will be additions to your list!

Or a lynching. The last three I came up with on my own. I'm sure with google in tow there are thousands more.
 

Miss Kitty

Meow
Jun 10, 2005
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Or a lynching. The last three I came up with on my own. I'm sure with google in tow there are thousands more.
:rotfl:...probably with pics!
 

Lynnie

SoWal Insider
Apr 18, 2007
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SoBuc
illuminaarhea!

Did I spell that correctly? :rotfl:
 

Lake View Too

SoWal Insider
Nov 16, 2008
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Eastern Lake
It kinda explains why it was so dim and dark for the last eight years...:cool:
 

30ashopper

SoWal Insider
Apr 30, 2008
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Right here!
Oh I'll just let my humor fill in for that.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's bad for the environment so we'll sit in the dark at night.
A: None, the light bulb did not choose to burn out it was made that way and has every right to remain that way.

Q: How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the bulb burned out by itself so it can change itself.

:clap:
 
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