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Teresa

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I saw a version of this a long time ago but it makes me laugh

Changing the light bulb jokes for dogs?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER: Make me.

LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I?Huh? Huh?Huh? Can I?

GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.

POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. And it's not furry. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

HOUND DOG: ZZZZzzzzzz.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.

CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So,
the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

ALL OF WHICH PROVES ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS,

CATS HAVE STAFF
 
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Lynnie

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I cannot believe you put the hound last.........
 

Andy A

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One was change in my place jsut this morning. ( and you didn't think I ever learned, didn't you, Miss Kitty).
 
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