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DD

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or....the DD's Summer Vacation....

Friday, August 7

I packed early, watered all the dying crap in the yard, went to work for a few hours and then came home to load up the car and say goodbye to our sweet Lexi, who was leaving for Kuwait on Tuesday. It was a tearful goodbye (especially for Mr. DD). She was babysitting Jackson for the day and when we told him we were leaving for Florida, he said, "ok...see ya later." :D
On the road..my first journal entry was in Ferris, Texas. I kept seeing billboards for this place. Sadly, we didn't stop, but I think Kitty should on her way back from Houston some time. I sure seems there's tons of devoted Beaver Nugget fans out there!:shock:

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Along about Corsicana, (thought about you, poodleone:love:), DuneLaker calls. I tell her I'll call back when we get closer. I'm sure all y'all read her thread. So, we get on down the road and I call her back. She says she's gonna take Hwy 105 from Beaumont to Conroe. I tell her we're doing the same in reverse! I hang up and tell Mr. DD we should meet in Cut N Shoot. She calls back and says, "why don't we meet in Cut N Shoot"! The plan is hatched. We talk a couple of times. Mr. DD and I are the first to arrive in CNS. We pull over at a place called the CNS Souvenier shop and Recreation Center. Actually, it's two buildings, but what the hey.
DL calls and says, "hey, we just drove by the CNS Recreation Center....oh wait!! there you are!!" :lol: We meet. It's love at first sight for me!! She is DARLING!!! Along about the time I'm developing my undying affection for her, the pucking fire ants decide to have a picnic on my foot!! Dammit! I can't even tell y'all how much I hate those little mother effers! :pissed:
Anyway, she posted a pic...here's another one.


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We bid the DL's goodbye with plans to meet up in SoWal later in the week.
Along about this time, we see a beautiful rainbow. Jdarg, I thought of you. :D No unicorns in sight though. This was also about the time that my boss called and said "I hope you're having a pucking wonderful vacation!!! We've been so busy I haven't even had time to breathe!!" (Welcome to my little world, Teri) :lol:
We arrive in Sulphur, La. at my uncle's house around 7:30. He has a spread waiting for us consisting of boudin :puke:, home made eggrolls and home made Pad Thai. It was Casian night!! Mr. DD took care of all the boudin and I began the downward spiral of over indulging. :blink:
Fell into bed knowing that SoWal awaited the next day. More later, I've got emails to answer/send.
 

DD

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Before I begin Saturday, let me just say that I may have to see a doctor this week. Whiplash. Mr. DD slamming on the brakes every couple of miles will do that to ya. Saturday was also the day that I seriously began to think of calling jfunn from about Mobile to come get me. If he drove any slower, we'd have gotten the driving finger from more people than we did. :eek:

Saturday, August 8

Uncle has raspberry coffee cake, sausage and some good old thick cajun coffee waiting for us at breakfast. Yum. We bid farewell and got on the road. Somewhere around Lafayette, a truck had a blow out. This is when I sustained the whiplash. It was not as serious as Mr. DD's reaction, but I saw a pattern developing. I knew there had to be a reason we don't take road trips together much any more. Yep.
We pass Don's--Mr. DD's favorite boudin place in the world. He loves it so much that we have a case of the crap in our freezer as I speak. I think he wanted me to genuflect when we passed.
We cross the Henderson Swamp. For some reason, I think this place is mezmerizing.
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Next...just this side of NOLA...you guessed it. Rain. Lots of rain. Mr. DD drives slower.
Finally, we arrive in SoWal!! We're greeted by jfunn, Shooter and Sadie. :love:
Just time to freshen up and then on to Sally's for the continuation of scooty's birthday celebration. We see Skunky and Punzy, Allifunn, the SWGB's, Franny and Ralph, CORK!, Scooterbug and I finally get to meet closer2fine.
Jfunn, mr. DD and I had dinner at the bar. Redd sang. I think I had drinks. Good times.

On the way to Sally's we saw a fox on the side of the road. Very cool. I don't recall ever seeing one in the wild. He shoulda come to Sally's with us. :D
 

Miss Kitty

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Heaven...pure hysterical Heaven. :love:
 

DD

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Sunday, August 9

I'm up early, hoping to catch a glimpse of jfunn in some red silky pj's, but , she was fast asleep and when she did get come downstairs, she was dressed and ready for the day. Man, little did I know what the day would hold. The original plan was for the pontoon boat to Crab Island. But, after reports of jellyfish from the day before, we decided that our money would be better spent on alcohol. :D
Red Bar for breakfast. Good. I don't want to say cheap, so I'll say economical. I had a bloody mary and continued the downward spiral of overindulging. We were just beginning to enjoy our delicious breakfast when a guy with a cockatiel shows up. He proceeds to join us on the patio and sets up the bird's perch just behind us. And then, y'all, he brings out some clippers and starts clipping the birds claws!!:yikes: Well, jfunn about lost it!! She excused herself and went inside. Shortly after that, the waitress speaks to him and he quits the clipping and moves the bird. He was extremely apologetic when the bird took a stroll down the rail right up to jfunn. :shock:
Just about this time, my friend Fran, from Cleburne, Tx. walks out onto the patio!!!!!!! :yikes:Now, mind you, we live 40 miles apart and we have had some embarrassingly drunk days in our past, but I haven't seen her in FOREVER! I tell her I have to drive all the way to Florida to see her. She's with a whole group of girls that I also haven't seen in FOREVER! It was quite a reunion!!

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And before you make any wise cracks, no, I do not know why my hand is over my crotch. :eek:
Shortly after this, jfunn runs into some friends of hers and suggests we all go to the Outpost. I say I'm game-not even knowing what the Ootpost is. Jfunn knows this about me.
Mr. DD declines and we take him home. Jfunn and I follow her friends to the Outpost. All I can say is a picture is worth a thousand words and if she posts HER pics, I'll kill her.
Here's mine.
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I think I drank a lot of beer and I met these ladies...

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Don't know who they are, but they were a hoot, and I think Kitty and I need these hats. Hope they don't mind I posted their pic. Somehow, I think they won't mind a bit.

We leave the Outpost and stop at Publix :love:. They'd been wondering where I was. We run into hnooe. I speak, but I get the feeling he thinks I might be a little too fluffy. LOL!!
We go home and enjoy a smorgasbord of snacks. It is about this time, that we remember we told my friends we were going to Pandora's for drinks (like I needed any more) and dinner.
We load up Mr. DD, bid the dogs good evening and head for Pandora's. Not one freakin' sole on the patio!:eek:
But, we had a great dinner and I think I had more vodka. Jfunn swears my whole issue that night was quantity, but I beg to differ. I am sure it was the fusion of vodka and beer. :dunno:
 

sunspotbaby

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thank God, there are no pics of the beer sluts. whew! from the looks of the parking lot, this is a slow Sunday for the OP. I soooo wish I had gotten your call. :blush:
 

DD

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grapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal
thank God, there are no pics of the beer sluts. whew! from the looks of the parking lot, this is a slow Sunday for the OP. I soooo wish I had gotten your call. :blush:

Me too! No, I didn't take any pics of the beer sluts. I was too much in shock that their butts were...ah...exposed. Sorry RO. :wave:
 

Lynnie

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Funn, funn, funn and more to come! I digg Outpost, too~~~~~~always some groovy characters there!
 
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