Infomercials

[Mermaid]

Thank you. Remember I sandpapered my legs with that SmoothAway thing?

Smooth Away!!!! That's what I was thinking of when I wrote that. Menard's had it advertised in the Sunday paper for only $4 this week and I said YAHOOO....until I read all the reviews on the internet. Oh DD, it was a crash and burn. (Sandpaper burn??)

 

[DD]

Smooth Away!!!! That's what I was thinking of when I wrote that. Menard's had it advertised in the Sunday paper for only $4 this week and I said YAHOOO....until I read all the reviews on the internet. Oh DD, it was a crash and burn. (Sandpaper burn??)

Don't do it!!! When I used it, I thought, "cool...this might really work" until the next effing day and my skin was scraped!! YeeOwwww!!

 

[audie]

You guys need to watch Pitchmen on the Discovery Channel with Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan. Funny stuff.

Vince Offer is the Slap Chop / Graty and Sham-Wow guy. He just makes me want to punch him in the face...

i am completely and totally addicted to pitchmen !!! loved when billy mooned sully

 

[audie]

remember the blue star ointment ads ? it cured jock itch ringwork tetter - what the hell is tetter ? i still remember this add from when i was a kid.

best line from an infomercial? vince and slapchop "you're gonna love my nuts" - apparently the hooker he beat up didn't, huh ? :funn:

 

[audie]

by the way - yesterday i watched all the episodes of pitchmen i had dvr'd - all night long i laid in bed hearing "i'm billy mays" and seeing his extravagant hand gestures

if you haven't watched the show - give it a try....

 

[Cheering472]

I try to avoid informercials, but I love seeing the before and after pictures of any weight loss exercise thing. (while I sit on the couch eating ice cream and flipping the channel for exercise)

I have a friend who can imitate Billy Mays perfectly. He does Billy Mays ordering at a restaurant, in the church confessional, at home with the kids reading a story, or asking his wife for sex. He's always offering a special price or extra bonus gift for a limited time in his Billy Mays shout. He's our favorite party trick.

 

[audie]

I try to avoid informercials, but I love seeing the before and after pictures of any weight loss exercise thing. (while I sit on the couch eating ice cream and flipping the channel for exercise)

I have a friend who can imitate Billy Mays perfectly. He does Billy Mays ordering at a restaurant, in the church confessional, at home with the kids reading a story, or asking his wife for sex. He's always offering a special price or extra bonus gift for a limited time in his Billy Mays shout. He's our favorite party trick.

that would be too funny :funn:

 

[Cheering472]

that would be too funny :funn:

It really is hilarious. I no longer try to drink anything when he's around because I get all choked trying to swallow and laugh at the same time.

 

[DD]

remember the blue star ointment ads ? it cured jock itch ringwork tetter - what the hell is tetter ? i still remember this add from when i was a kid.

best line from an infomercial? vince and slapchop "you're gonna love my nuts" - apparently the hooker he beat up didn't, huh ? :funn:

Tetter!! Yes, I remember those and I remember thinking the same thing!! I jsut googled it and...well...let's just say it's a skin affliction.

I try to avoid informercials, but I love seeing the before and after pictures of any weight loss exercise thing. (while I sit on the couch eating ice cream and flipping the channel for exercise)

I have a friend who can imitate Billy Mays perfectly. He does Billy Mays ordering at a restaurant, in the church confessional, at home with the kids reading a story, or asking his wife for sex. He's always offering a special price or extra bonus gift for a limited time in his Billy Mays shout. He's our favorite party trick.

Now, I might like your friend!!

 

[30A Skunkape]

I still own several 'Ginsu 2000' knives (because in the year 2000, knives will be awesome) I bought from an infomercial in 1992-they still cut really well!