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Beauty hunter

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May 3, 2009
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God spoke the earth into being

so it wouldn't be a hard thing for his son to walk on water - its in his genes
You have to check out God for yourself - don't listen to other people
Search and see what you will find
If your intentions are for real you'll find what you're lookin for
I can't even surf on the water, but I like to watch surfing clips of dungeoness, north shore, places that have huge waves in the middle of the ocean, etc.
Maybe I'll find some and post them...later
I'm not getting back to this thread, I'm still on coffee break :wave:
I have a pretty cool wave on my profile page - it gives me a 5 second buzz everytime I look at it
 

Gidget

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Maybe there was a man named Jesus, but do you really think he could walk on water? Maybe he could do some wild stuff. But a lot of real people are mytholigized over the years. Heck, look at Tim Tebow they already started on him. :D

I had to google Tim Tebow - am I the only one? :dunno:

I'll tell you a funny story about Jesus and miracles. When my son was younger, I was a den leader for EIGHT years for both boys, we were at Mom and Me which was a campout for mom's and their sons. We went to chapel which was outside and very beautiful over the lake and all. So the little cubs were all sitting on the ground and the moms on the benches and the man leading the service started talking about Jesus and loaves and fishes. He told the entire story and MY son yelled out "How did he do that??" :dunno::dunno: He was so very earnestly asking because he had never heard of anything like that and thought wow that is some kind of cool! Everyone kind of laughed it off.

He also was at a friends house (a fellow homeschooler who's family was very religious. The friend and his sister were talking all about Sampson and how he lost his strength after having his hair cut off. My son thought they must have been talking about a pro-wrestler :rotfl: (not that we watched mind you)

After these occurances I took it upon myself to get a book of Bible stories and read them to my sons so that they would be in the know. ;-)

G

PS Thanks Beauty Hunter - glad you like the avatar :wave:
 

Smiling JOe

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Walking on water is easy.

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Even my dogs can do it.
 

30A Skunkape

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At the risk of distracting they who want to rain on the Christmas joy parade, here is one toy you don't want to find under the tree!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF7488WHcok"]YouTube- robert the doll[/ame]
 

30A Skunkape

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Exactly!

t seems that just before Jesus there was another god known as Mithras (or Mithra). Mithras, oddly enough, has the same birthdate as Jesus, but some 600 years earlier! Not only that, but he was also born of a virgin, with a few shepherds present. Mithras, a traveling teacher and master, had 12 disciples as he performed miracles. Just like Jesus, Mithras was buried in a tomb, died, and after three days was resurrected and rose
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again! (It must be the way gods did things back then.)
Known as “the way,” “the Truth,” “the Light,” “the Redeemer,” “the Messiah,” “the Savior,” “the word,” “the Son of God,” and ”the Good Shepherd,” Mithras was sometimes pictured carrying a lamb on his shoulders. Sunday was sacred to the followers of Mithras and called it “the Lord’s Day”.
Mithraism hit Rome in the first century BC as the Mithraic cult fled Persia. Here it flourished as the Sun God Natalis Solis Invicti. The leader of this religion ruled from what is now Vatican hill, which is a place previously sacred to Mithras. This male leader was called Papa (which is how we get the word “Pope”). Books in honor of Mithras were called “Helio Biblia,” which translates to us as either
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“Sun Book” or “Holy Bible.”
But wait! . . . Merry Krishnatoo!
Before Mithras there was Krishna in India, circa 1200 BC. Krishna was born of the Virgin Mother Devaki after being visited by spirits to announce the impending birth of an immaculately conceived child who is God’s Sun and the “son of God.” His birth was attended by wise men, as well as shepherds. Krishna was presented at birth with frankincense, myrrh, and gold. Krishna worked miracles, restored sight, cast out devils, and raised the dead.
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Many hundreds of years before both Mithras AND Jesus, Krishna was baptized in the River Ganges, crucified between two thieves, died, buried, and resurrected in three days and worshiped as the “savior of men.” He proclaimed himself the “Resurrection” and the “way to the Father.”
He was said to be without sin, of royal descent, and raised by a human father that was . . . a carpenter. He preached of a great and final day of judgment and used parables to teach the people about charity and love. In death he stood transfigured in front of his disciples. Krishna was called the ”Shepherd God”, “Lord of lords”, “the Redeemer,” and the “Universal Word.” He was considered, “Alpha and Omega” as well as being omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent.
He was prophesized to return to battle evil forces in a second coming. His disciples bestowed on him a word that means “pure essence.” That word is “Jezeus.”
But, oh no! That’s not all! Check it out:
HAPPY HORUS
everybody!
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Thousands of years before Krishna, Mithras, and Jesus is the sun god Horus.
Horus goes back to Egypt circa 3000 BC. Horus was born of the virgin Isis-Meri on December 25 in a cave/manger with his birth being announced by a star in the East and attended by three wise men. In the catacombs at Rome are pictures of the baby Horus being held by the virgin mother Isis. Horus taught in the temple when he was a child. He was baptized when he was 30 years old by “Anup the Baptizer.” Horus performed miracles and raised a man named El-Azar-us, from the dead. Not only did Horus walk on w
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ater, he was also crucified, buried in a tomb, and then resurrected.
Horus was known as “the Way,” “the Fisher,” “the Truth,” “the Light,” “God's Anointed Son,” “the Son of Man,” “the Good Shepherd,” “the Lamb of God,” and “the Word.” He was also was called “the KRST,” or “Anointed One.” There was a trinity with Horus: Atum the Father and Ra the Holy Spirit. Add Horus and we have the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. In the later years of Horus he had 12 disciples known as Har-Khuttie. Horus had an enemy (originally this was also the dark side of Horus, or his other face). This evil enemy was “Set” or “Sata.” Horus struggles with Sata for 40 days in the wilderness. Some claim that this myth represents the triumph of light over dark. This triumph is most noted on December 25.
In fact, lots of Gods share this birthday!
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The Greek god Attis, born of the Virgin Nana, (or sometimes Cybelem) on December 25 and was
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reborn and rose from the dead on the third day. Attis was both the Father and the Divine Son. His crucifixion and subsequent resurrection were celebrated annually, with ritual communions of bread and wine. The wine represented the God's blood; the bread became the body of the savior.
Adonis born on December 25 was son of the virgin Myrha. Hermes born on December 25 was the son of the virgin Maia, as well as a member of a holy trinity Hermes Tris-Megistus. The god Dionysus, born on December 25, turned water into wine. Bacchus, born on December 25, was crucified in 200 BCE. Prometheus, born on December 25, descended from heaven as God incarnate as man, to save mankind, and was crucified, suffered, and rose from the dead.,
Nimrod was represented in a dual role of God the Father and Ninus, the son of Semiramis, and her olive branch was symbolic of this offspring produced through a ‘virgin birth’. Ninus was also known as Tammuz who was said to have been crucified with a lamb at his feet and placed in a cave.
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When a rock was rolled away from tile cave's entrance three days later, his body had disappeared. Nimrod
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was symbolized by a fish and the origins of the Popes nutre shaped like a fish head. Nimrod was the son of Cush. Nimrod was a Mason. The Tower of Babel was one of the most ancient traditions of Masonry.
The original Christmas festival originated in the Babylon founded by Nimrod, the grandson of Ham, the son of Noah. Nimrod originated the Babylonish system of organised competition, man-ruled governments and empires based upon the competitive and profit-making economic system. Nimrod who built the original tower of Babel, the first city of Babylon, Nineveh (the capital of Assyria) and many other commercial and pagan-religious centres.
Nimrod married his own mother, Semiramis. Legend has it, after his untimely death, she claimed that a full-grown evergreen tree sprang overnight from a dead tree stump, which symbolised the
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springing forth unto new life of the dead Nimrod. On each anniversary of his birth, she claimed, Nimrod would visit the evergreen tree and leave gifts upon it. 25 December was the birthday of Nimrod. It is from this myth, created by a woman living in an incestuous relationship, that we get the original Christmas tree.



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I didn't share this to start any debate about Jesus, but am sharing because when I first learned of this many years ago I was fascinated. Thought others might be too.


G

Does the author of this madness comment on the relevancy of Nimrod balancing upon the 'Obama O':dunno:
Or is that Nana aka Al HalMari?
 
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AlphaCrab

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Wow..this has been a really educational thread... intrigue, suspicion, superstions, outlandish thoughts, passive aggressive attacks, smilie waves :wave:

I used to think carnival Clowns, Gargoyles, and Mermaid were very satanic, but now I think Tim Tebow is the real Satan..:lol:
 

Lake View Too

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Tim Tebow: Not only Satan, but gay as well. (not that there's anything wrong with it) :blush:
 

Little Fish

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Oct 9, 2007
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"The Christian church didn't choose the 25th to compete, they knew the best way to get acceptance/gain followers was to include parts of the existing religion in theirs - a trick they learned from earlier religions." - Scooterbug44

Precisely... Easter is another well documented example of a pagan celebration that is now accepted as a Christian Holyday. I find it interesting that most Christians don't know, or care, about pagan influences in their religion.

But as they say, "to each, his own".

Little Fish
 

AlphaCrab

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Tim Tebow: Not only Satan, but gay as well. (not that there's anything wrong with it) :blush:

Whoa, LVT...Are you outing him? I thought only Mermaid does that.
 
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