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Miss Kitty

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steele mama said:
I just read the wedding is off! Could it be true? :dunno:

Only if her parents are lighting candles daily and praying for her safe return.

I can't imagine being her mom right now. :sosad:
 

audie

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i read in my literature magazine (the national enquirer) that she is spending 8 hrs a day being brainwashed by the cult of christian science. do ya think she ever rolls over and says good god what am i doing here ?
 

Smiling JOe

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Tom, as he grins, through his clinched teeth comes the words, "Come on Katie, they are looking at us again!"

Tom's stomach is looking a little too deformed to have his shirt removed. What is up with that? :dunno:
 

Miss Kitty

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Maybe where the scientologists pulled out his brain and inserted a microchip instead.
 

audie

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my theory is this - suck in your gut the cameras are watching, otherwise he is just a domineering middle aged gutasaurus.
 

Miss Kitty

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Johnrudy said:
I think Tom needs to get to the tanning salon.

Maybe he can trade in the sonogram machine for a tanning bed?

He needs serious help (meds) or kimmifunn to go be his publicist and slap him silly!
 

audie

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i like the slapping idea, and i volunteer to be his publicist for a week ! he's a nasty ole pervert
 
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